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Family Fun and Serious Discussions: Abby's Dog Mystery, Movie Preferences, and Tackling Gender Identity Issues
Ever wondered why a simple Sprite could spark a hilarious debate? Join us in this lively episode of Unstoppable as Abby Cadabby Cadou returns to ignite some playful banter with Michael and Faith. From the mystery behind Abby's dog to the spirited discussions over movie night preferences, we promise you'll be laughing out loud. We even touch on those quirky regional pronunciations that can turn any conversation into a comedy show.
But it's not all fun and games. We dive into heartfelt family moments, sharing the joys and struggles of cooking and family meals, and even the comedic disasters of colonoscopy prep. You'll hear us recounting funny stories about kids using adult language in public and trying to decipher handwritten notes. It's all about the warmth and camaraderie that make family life so special, and how these shared experiences strengthen our bonds.
Of course, we couldn't close the episode without tackling some serious issues. We passionately discuss the challenges of gender identity and public restroom access, highlighting the need for better protections for children. We don't shy away from the flaws in the justice system either, calling for stricter laws to safeguard our kids. And as a special treat, we celebrate Abby and Faith's entertaining presence and spotlight some exciting new book releases. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to thoughtful debates, all wrapped up in one unforgettable episode.
Hey everyone, welcome to an episode of Unstoppable. We have an amazing opportunity here that is going to be so much fun for y'all as listeners. We have Abby Cadabby Cadou back with us, who you've seen on our TikTok, and Faith over here she's resting, but she's down there and, of course, michael Hi guys.
Speaker 2:How are y'all down there?
Speaker 1:and, of course, michael. Hi guys, and what's fantastic is I know because I get comments all the time how much everybody loves the playful banter between Michael and I, but they love the banter between you and Faith even more. But what they don't know is that Abby feeds it to you tenfold. So now you got Abby and Faith.
Speaker 2:That's because Abby's an ass.
Speaker 1:Abby's not an ass, no so. So we surprised Faith by getting Abby for her birthday as a gift and surprise, and Michael is just beside himself happy at the fact that Abby is with us for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Boo, boo Boo.
Speaker 3:Negative, negative.
Speaker 1:So you tell us what it's like being around. Michaelael, you gotta talk up, though, because mike's over here. Why is he annoying? Didn't you just take him off his desk.
Speaker 3:He stole it. It was mine first. He just stole it on the bridge, wait a minute, didn't I buy that Sprite.
Speaker 2:I did With the money that I worked for.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. I got that the day before my major surgery, but I was out in the hot sun sweating my butt off.
Speaker 3:I was packing to make your daughter up.
Speaker 1:You love Faith. That's your excuse.
Speaker 2:Oh, cry that loud.
Speaker 3:She knows it Exactly. Wow, talk it out.
Speaker 1:So last night for movie night y'all stayed up to like ridiculous hours watching what, what did y'all?
Speaker 3:watch I watched Abigail my.
Speaker 1:Life.
Speaker 2:Story and then um, it was not your life story.
Speaker 3:It definitely was it was my name, the last one, oh yeah. And then Mutate Room, which was really stupid. But I had fun part of it. Yeah, sure, there were funny parts, but there's all these stupid movies. I liked Abigail better.
Speaker 1:So who's the best prankster in the room?
Speaker 3:Uh, come on Like who can go out and walk, who actually successfully does the pranks.
Speaker 1:So is it Team Faith and Abby or Singular Michael?
Speaker 3:The team.
Speaker 2:I still outweigh y'all. No, there's three boy dogs in here and one guy actually there is two boy dogs my dog is not gay.
Speaker 1:Your dog is gay, it's a part of the LGBTQ community negative.
Speaker 2:We welcome Uno into the gay community. That's her dog Rusty?
Speaker 1:No, because Rusty was the participant of Uno's experimental founding of his sexuality.
Speaker 2:So he worded that so eloquently.
Speaker 1:So we welcome Wait, are they brothers? Yes, we welcome Uno to the Alabama side of the LGBTQ community. No, but you know they always make the joke about, you know, the family. It's a joke.
Speaker 2:Who gave me another Sprite girl.
Speaker 3:I thought you were making Sprite. It's a joke.
Speaker 2:Who gave me another Sprite girl. I thought you were making fun of me.
Speaker 3:Why didn't you give me a beer? No, no.
Speaker 1:All right, what's the redneck word of the week? Every week he has to say he says a word and then we try to explain what it really is and what it sounds like. Like he says like rassily, rassily or pillar, and then we try to explain what it really is and what it sounds like. Like he said like rassle, rassle or pillar for pillow. What was the word?
Speaker 2:Say aluminum foil.
Speaker 3:Aluminum foil A foil, not foil, say oil A foil. Say oil.
Speaker 2:It's what you do to a plant.
Speaker 3:Say oil.
Speaker 2:What do I look like? Two years old Oil? Nope, Come on, say oil. I just said oil.
Speaker 3:No, he said this over here Say coffee, no Coffee.
Speaker 2:Coffee, no coffee. Speaking of your little coffee friend, he should be on this week right who Logan.
Speaker 1:That's Teen Talk. Yeah, this is unstoppable.
Speaker 2:What's our audience about Teen Talk? Maybe they like to listen in.
Speaker 1:Well, why don't you do a Teen Talk episode? No, I'm not a teen.
Speaker 2:Acts like one. Why? Just because I play some video games and they are not. They are not kindergarten.
Speaker 3:Now we brought that up play games. That is what we do okay, hold on.
Speaker 1:I don't know the name of this game, but I have to say anyone who's ever listened to us knows I am adamantly against video games, for a multitude of reasons. However, my husband's partaking in this like kindergarten game.
Speaker 1:It's like the cure for insomnia Hold on. So then last night he starts game surfing and he comes out with this I don't even know what it was game you will not, and I don't even know what it was. Game you will not. And I don't even know what the game is and it is so disgusting and I'm like this is so violent, like and I take it a little personal because like he stomps on things and makes them amputated and he he's like oh, this is gross. And then the thing eats their face half off and guts and gory and all this other stuff is oozing out of everywhere. It's really disgusting. And he's like this is not graphic, this is not disgusting and this is fucking a shit show. No, this is why there is so much violence in this country today.
Speaker 2:That is why there is so much you just said that on air.
Speaker 1:You said it on air. We're going to copy that part.
Speaker 2:It was a dog, y'all. Yeah, it was a dog Because she's not wearing shoes in the house.
Speaker 3:I don't ever wear shoes in the house.
Speaker 2:Well then, that's why you get your toes licked.
Speaker 1:There are three dogs, technically maybe four.
Speaker 2:Oh baby answer me this you won $140 the other day.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so let's talk about that if you would like to.
Speaker 2:Would you like to talk about that? If you would like to, would you like to talk about that for a moment? Okay, what did you win?
Speaker 1:140 dollars off. I'm solitaire, but let me tell you how. Hold on video game. But here's the difference it's cards, a video game. Do you really want to debate me? Are you really getting that dangerously? Okay, hold on. If he's feeling froggy enough to debate me. After watching what happened in that hospital, like a couple weeks ago with me, me you really want to debate? Let's have this debate.
Speaker 1:My hand and limb recovery surgeon told me that I have to work on isolating the last five fingers that I have remaining on my person. So doing that and holding my big Pro Max phone at the same time is quite the challenge for a one-armed woman. So I do that. But I don't play with money. I play for those little dumb diamonds and then, once you play for enough dumb diamonds, then they let you play for 50 cents and you turn all those diamonds into money because they're hoping they get you addicted, like you are, to your four hours, three times a day, video games. And then they think you're going to put money into their little bank deposit, which I won't do. So I play for the little diamonds. You play for like 1.2 thousand diamonds and you can win up to $5. This doesn't sound like a debate Because you have no fist to stand on here.
Speaker 2:This sounds like you making excuses.
Speaker 1:No, and so I play that to isolate my fingers, holding it with the same hand.
Speaker 2:Okay, stand by one.
Speaker 1:How often do you two others that have feasible brain capacity see me work every single day? How long do I work every single day?
Speaker 2:How long?
Speaker 1:do? I work every day.
Speaker 3:How long? Oh, you know what. I just figured it out, though. Since coming back here, my hours on my phone have cut back by like half.
Speaker 1:You're on it from up to down.
Speaker 3:So instead of being on my phone for 12 hours a day, I'm on it for like six hours.
Speaker 1:The rest of your sleep is yeah, faith, faith. No, how long does mommy work every day? She's probably free. I always work for an hour, right? So while y'all are down there frou-frouing around watching games, and movies, oh my. God, we can't afford that KMA. So you down there watching movies and taking your manly four-hour time naps. I am in here working. Now you go to work and come home and I'm in the same seat still working, meaning you're sitting on your ass all day.
Speaker 1:Yes, and you guys are sitting here giving me crap about the fact that I sit here when 3-4 o'clock in the morning I'm in here working. You're sleeping. You get up, play video games, you nap. You take like 3-4 naps a day on the weekend. I'm a child.
Speaker 2:I'm a man.
Speaker 3:You're a child, a man child, a man child. I need to read what your shirt says. Hey, he said it. He said he was a man child.
Speaker 1:Five things you should know about my wife. Number one she's my queen. Number two she's always right and don't piss her off. Number three she is the love of my life and my soulmate. Number four I will never cheat on her again. Number five mess with her or hurt her and you'll never find the body, because I already have a whole dog out in the backyard. Did it say again. It did say again don't y'all see again.
Speaker 3:Don't put that in there. Yeah, never, yeah, uh, you will not cheat on her again it's only golden in the movie theater, right, yeah.
Speaker 1:When you're ready to start with a real topic, I'm more than happy to come to the table. But, until then you can just keep going through the drive-thru because you don't have a pot to piss in when it comes to debating, you know he is getting ready for his colonoscopy. You do not have to braid that up. Do you see that big tub behind you, abby? He has to fill that with water and drink that whole thing.
Speaker 3:Yes, Ew, that is so much water. Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. This is why I never drink water. This is so much water, chug a lot, chug a lot, chug a lot. That's why I never drink water. That's why I drink. I drink too much Sprite.
Speaker 1:It causes UTIs. It causes UTIs, urinary tract infections, wow.
Speaker 3:So I drink other things with Sprite.
Speaker 1:So what do y'all want to talk about with little Mr Michael I?
Speaker 2:have one for all of you.
Speaker 3:You're not my dad. I'll not go that far, thank God. I can't trust you.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. What are you doing?
Speaker 2:You are making an awful lot of noise Distraction.
Speaker 1:No, it's not. I'm waiting, I'm Wow, they're really perfect.
Speaker 3:I can't speak, wow.
Speaker 2:Shut up. I'm so cute. What is this?
Speaker 1:They're all cleaning stuff.
Speaker 3:No, no, I don't know that you can do that.
Speaker 2:So, I've been up here laboring over this epilogue.
Speaker 1:Laboring.
Speaker 3:Laboring. Oh my god, he couldn't even read his own epilogue. While I could, he wrote it in the dark. I could read it. He could not read his own handwriting.
Speaker 1:I could read his handwriting.
Speaker 3:now I could read his handwriting.
Speaker 1:If you had to like, go ahead. I'll go ahead and talk about your epilogue.
Speaker 2:No, I'm just, I've been up here in. Lamprey.
Speaker 3:You've been downstairs.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty much done. Are you serious? I am serious, I'm always serious.
Speaker 1:If you had to name Michael as a movie, what movie would he be? There's Dumb and Dumber, but then who's the other dumber? Oh, that's not right, they're not Faith. What movie would?
Speaker 3:best represent your father, tim. I don't know, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:No idea, I will tell you Well, I've got one for y'all. For you, it would be brave.
Speaker 1:Merida. She looks like Merida for Abby it would be legally blonde.
Speaker 2:Oh see, I knew it.
Speaker 1:I thought he was going to say clueless.
Speaker 3:I've also seen. That is that with Kutcher, who See. I knew it, I thought he was going to say clueless. Nope, I've also seen that. Is that Wakucha?
Speaker 1:Who Ashton.
Speaker 3:Legally Blonde is a good movie, but not Legally Blonde or Legally Brown. So what movie would you give me Redhead?
Speaker 2:That's all I got Y'all are too young to know any movies. Let me think about that one.
Speaker 3:Oh, I got it.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:What? Oh, not for you.
Speaker 1:I don't know, faith, what movie would I be?
Speaker 3:I don't know about this one, mr and Mrs Smith, who's my mister?
Speaker 2:I knew how to be a mister and a head smith, but without a midsleeve.
Speaker 1:Mr and Mrs Smith, who's my mister? Yourself, because you don't need a man.
Speaker 2:Yourself, because you don't need a man Really Ivy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's true, should anyone. What do you ask him all the time? Oh yeah, I want to ask him anything. Oh, he can't come up with those questions.
Speaker 1:She says how did you get her to marry you?
Speaker 3:No, I asked you why you? Married her. What value does he bring you to Seriously?
Speaker 2:I bust my ass all day, 10 to 12 hours a day.
Speaker 3:Come home cook for y'all. You sound good.
Speaker 2:No, no, I do cook.
Speaker 3:She cooks, and I cooked one time while I was here. And I made really good food.
Speaker 2:What'd you make? Spaghetti Woman? I come home, I turn on that pot of spaghetti sauce. Spaghetti sauce, yes, then I cook the noodles Skinny sauce. Yes, then I cook the noodles.
Speaker 3:No, no, not when she made her lovely Italian actual sauce stuff. You didn't do anything Last time when I was here. You didn't even put salt in the noodles. Cook the noodles. Cook the bread. Oh yeah, we had bread. I kind of forgot that.
Speaker 2:Now what? Let me see.
Speaker 3:You made icky potatoes.
Speaker 2:Then I made a salad for my bride and I.
Speaker 3:And I'm not going to ask for a present.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Thank you, sveig, for taking up old man.
Speaker 3:Hey, you're not going to talk old, you're right, she's going to start to realize that.
Speaker 2:Oh yes, I'm a bear.
Speaker 3:I'm not going to say that I'm kind of old.
Speaker 2:Thank you very much, thank you and thank y'all for disproving the theory that I fall asleep instantly last night.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:They got to count to four and you were out.
Speaker 3:No, after the first one, we told us to stop watching. We didn't stop watching, you were just staring at each other and you fell asleep before we got to four. Four what?
Speaker 2:Four minutes?
Speaker 3:Four seconds.
Speaker 1:Even the nurses always tell you they hear you at the nursing station every time we had video proof that you snore extremely loud. We hear you downstairs in the kitchen.
Speaker 3:Seatbelt.
Speaker 1:You can think about that after you get the four-foot plug.
Speaker 2:You know what I think? This is the end of the session.
Speaker 3:It's not, you're not allowed to leave this is such a great thing.
Speaker 1:Look at everybody. Nobody's on their way, everybody's talking amongst themselves. It is a bonding experience. It's great Serially, serially, serially, seriously.
Speaker 3:Seriously what.
Speaker 1:What did me Wow?
Speaker 2:She's running around saying I got to take a piss.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, she goes, we're like at the checkout and she's like, she's like mom, mom, like as loud as can be, I gotta go take a piss and I'm like, oh my god, I'm so sorry this is where we are. Good job like she. She'll just be like hey, I gotta go take a piss. Are you kidding? She gets that because he says it.
Speaker 3:I was asking about our making our coffee and he's like I gotta go take a shit, Like I don't need to know that, I just want to know when you're making our coffee.
Speaker 2:Everybody needs to know. I gotta go take a shit, you're not gonna take a shit for your.
Speaker 1:Uh, your dad does that.
Speaker 3:No, he doesn't.
Speaker 2:Well, he better get to it. He has it. He might have to educate him.
Speaker 1:Nobody wants to hear you say, oh, I gotta shoot.
Speaker 2:Well then, walk in the bathroom. No, we smell that aroma. What are you going to do when your?
Speaker 1:colonoscopy cleaning starts. You know what?
Speaker 2:I did not change the conversation.
Speaker 1:We did. We started talking about the free colonoscopy. No, no, we didn't change this conversation. We did. We started talking about the free.
Speaker 3:No, no, we did.
Speaker 1:Look at that big jug you get to have fun with.
Speaker 3:Wow, we did change the conversation. Who do you think's been the best president we've ever?
Speaker 1:had in office, I don't know. Okay, well then, you do know half, so half you know. Who do you think has been best?
Speaker 2:Who do you think?
Speaker 1:has been.
Speaker 2:He's like 40 something, and so you know half of those.
Speaker 3:I said I don't think I even know half.
Speaker 1:What are the type parties? What are the names of the parties? I don't think I even know that. What are the type parties? What are the names of the parties?
Speaker 3:Democratic, Republican, Independent.
Speaker 2:That's all I have Library.
Speaker 1:No, I'm trying to mess with you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so much so. My lovely government politics talk was so helpful last year, so helpful.
Speaker 1:Who do you think is the worst president we've ever had? No idea, I don't keep track of it.
Speaker 3:Hey, who's the worst president we've ever had?
Speaker 1:no idea, I don't keep track of it hey who's the worst president we've ever had? I'm. Who's the second worst?
Speaker 3:I don't know I don't follow up on politics. See, I'm do politics.
Speaker 1:Did you know who the president was in office right now? No, Do you know who the vice president is? No Faith. Who's the president?
Speaker 3:I don't know who's the VP.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know. I saw, you know, saw these TikTok reporters go out and ask these questions to young people and then old people. Some of the same questions, such as 4 times 4. What's the square root of 81?
Speaker 3:9.
Speaker 2:What's 9 times 9?
Speaker 3:81.
Speaker 2:Where is Mount Rushmore located? In a mountain? What's nine times nine?
Speaker 3:81. Where is Mount Rushmore located? In a mountain.
Speaker 2:You know what's the capital of Canada.
Speaker 3:Doesn't. No, it's not Cuba.
Speaker 2:Right. How many stripes are on the American flag?
Speaker 3:13.
Speaker 2:And you know, these young folks were just, they blew it, they didn't know these answers.
Speaker 1:Mount Rushmore in Canada, africa or the US.
Speaker 3:It's more than I'm pretty good Wait.
Speaker 2:She's thinking, y'all.
Speaker 3:There's little bubbles floating above her head right now, for some reason, I want to say Oregon, but it's, they're pretty close. At least you're over, john, not in Canada. They're not in Canada. I know that they're in the US, but I don't remember where. I remember something about Oregon, I think. I don't know where they are. They're in the mountain then.
Speaker 1:They're not in.
Speaker 3:Washington, are they?
Speaker 1:What happened in 1776?.
Speaker 3:The end of 1775?.
Speaker 2:You're hilarious.
Speaker 3:Oh, the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1:Here is a piece of trivia you probably didn't know the day a president put into legislation about starting a secret service during what presidency. Wait what this specific president put into law through legislature and everything, that they are going to start a secret service for the protection of the president. Who was the president and what happened on that day?
Speaker 3:Woodrow Wilson Woodrow.
Speaker 2:Wilson.
Speaker 3:Woodrow Wilson. No, who's saying World War II?
Speaker 2:No, I thought it was Hoover or Eisenhower.
Speaker 1:No, Abraham Lincoln put it in a fax the day he was assassinated.
Speaker 2:That long ago.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:That was long ago.
Speaker 1:Abraham Lincoln did the day he was assassinated. You're making lots of noise.
Speaker 3:Yeah, quit making noise. We're having a deep conversation about the United States history, because all of us don't know it Well, except for her, because she does.
Speaker 1:I'm smart.
Speaker 2:We know Dr Dr.
Speaker 1:Bologna, again Serious.
Speaker 2:So my wife's finishing up her book, her latest book. Y'all be sure to check it out when she gets it published, coming out this month, you know this is the reason.
Speaker 3:This is one reason that I don't want to live here, because I have a deal with andrew my college class. There's no fan that actually passes having to deal with I'm happy no, she, she'll be more likely help because it's psychology. I'm no psychologist, but I have a. I have a degree in. I'm so going to end up teaching you. You're like, what the heck is this?
Speaker 2:You only have one degree.
Speaker 3:No, I said a degree in Stop it Quit making her talk about stuff she don't want to talk about, right.
Speaker 2:That's part of her therapy session in her book. No, it's not?
Speaker 1:Yes, it is. Do you know that, out of like the 18 books I've written, do you know how many of them he's actually read? Let's see.
Speaker 3:I know it I can't read. I can obviously tell.
Speaker 1:He has read a portion of who Kicked First, but he couldn't finish it.
Speaker 3:I haven't read any of them.
Speaker 2:You don't.
Speaker 1:And then he will completely read Nart Nark. Who's there? Before it comes out. You already told me you would.
Speaker 3:I read one of Shanti's books. What was the one that comes?
Speaker 1:The one about when she was bullied in school. Yeah, shanti's awesome, I love her. She's coming back on with us, hopefully this upcoming weekend.
Speaker 3:Oh, I love her, she's coming back on with us, hopefully this upcoming weekend. Oh, alicia is here. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:Aww yes.
Speaker 3:I'm already done. No, then school starts for me.
Speaker 1:And she gets colonoscopy. You know what? What? Back off Jack. Who's Jack?
Speaker 3:I thought her name was Victoria.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 3:You don't know your own wife's name. I do why is she a dude now Are?
Speaker 1:you trying to tell us something he's upset about Uno. He's trying to tell us something he's upset about Uno. He's getting prepared for the colonoscopy, you know.
Speaker 3:I'm so excited I'm not going to be here for that.
Speaker 1:What about a video?
Speaker 3:We're homeschooled. Oh, the tornado thing that's in Florida Just barely misses us.
Speaker 2:The tornado thing.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:I really want to scrub in and help assist in his colonoscopy. What KMA? Move your nose, not kiss your ass. Oh hell yeah. But I don't want to like. You know you better be glad I'm not a jealous wife, because some people be a little insecure about their husband taking it Really, just saying.
Speaker 3:What do you smell, your?
Speaker 1:feet.
Speaker 3:Nope.
Speaker 1:It smells good. It's peppermint. What do you like? Not peppermint? Okay, my homemade five-star banana pudding.
Speaker 3:Wait, is this essential oil?
Speaker 1:Yes, I have 200 essential oils here it's full so, yeah, so I really wish you would let me participate, help with your. You know and Faith wants to play that song you know, when I'm sliding into first and I feel something burst diarrhea when my when I'm sliding into home and my shorts are full of foam, that's coconut. Oh what.
Speaker 3:The youngest of my family, split her foot in dog pee multiple times and landed on her back.
Speaker 1:It is this one? Stepped in it with bare feet and poop.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like running too. That's it. Oh my god, what do you?
Speaker 1:mean.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 3:He was just.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was just trying to smell it. You smell it, I smell it.
Speaker 1:My husband has one of those Jean Kiss from the group Kiss. No, Jean Simmons, you have one of those Jean Simmons from the group Kiss tongues. That's really really long.
Speaker 3:I love their music.
Speaker 1:He does, he does, he have super long tongue. He has a super, super long tongue.
Speaker 3:Will you stop? What Do you really want that?
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, he has a cute little tongue and I mean, I don't know how he chews his food, because it takes up all of his mouth. What, what did I do now?
Speaker 2:No he doesn't?
Speaker 3:He does not Shut up, Mr.
Speaker 1:That would have been great if it could do. Oh fun.
Speaker 3:Now it's time to fall. Oh yeah, all right, everybody, continuate stuff about that.
Speaker 1:The log time. Same, y'all are the ones with the minds in the gutter. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3:All right, I can blame something, but I don't want to tell you to this. I blame COVID. That's what I blame it on.
Speaker 1:Why do you blame his big tongue on COVID? Well it confines him. You blame his mind on COVID. You blame his mind on COVID. What is one thing you like about your Uncle Michael?
Speaker 2:Uncle, now it's Uncle.
Speaker 1:Really, what do?
Speaker 3:you like, about Faith, everything, everything. What's it not like?
Speaker 1:no hesitation, everything, just everything what do you like about me?
Speaker 3:I am the number one favorite aunt, yeah, and you've passed multiple, you've passed lots of colleges down to. My child, my daughter, you didn't let me finish, I would have said that, yes, you've come up to your college, that your daughter, faith has passed.
Speaker 1:Faith. What's your favorite thing about? Uh, a bueno, a bueno. How many times did you say what are your intentions with my mother?
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm going to do my comment last time.
Speaker 1:Which comment?
Speaker 3:When she called me. That's her child. Damn sweet. Wait. What did she say? I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him.
Speaker 1:What is your favorite thing about him? Me? I'm inside of God with him.
Speaker 3:What's your favorite thing about Abby?
Speaker 1:Abby's name. Abby, what's? Your favorite thing about me A whole lot of pin bones.
Speaker 3:I got everything. You just got a whole lot of pin bones, Pat.
Speaker 1:I got everything you just got a whole lot of things.
Speaker 2:I like your answer You're a spray bomb. Yes, full of peppermint Can. I have it a minute. I'm allergic to peppermint?
Speaker 1:No, you're not. What's your favorite thing about your wife?
Speaker 2:She just answered.
Speaker 1:That came out of her mouth, not yours.
Speaker 2:That I got you and all that I gave you.
Speaker 1:Y'all have some dirty thoughts.
Speaker 3:I'm COVID, I'm lying on my head what you had? A bunch of internet stuff.
Speaker 2:We didn't, if you get off your damn phone for 12 hours a day.
Speaker 3:No, I'm perfect to find my phone for 12 hours a day. No, I'm perfect to find my phone for 14 hours a day, because I'm reading getting knowledge and being smart.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness, really Okay Smart. So what did you learn today? Uh, that you're even more of a dumbass than I thought you learned that from on your phone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, lots of qualities in this dumbass. I'm able to use them.
Speaker 2:You researched me.
Speaker 3:No, I was reading about someone who. Why would I tell you?
Speaker 2:Because I'm asking so. So I'd like to see what you learned today oh, your wife's awesome, your child's awesome. You are not I learned all this from the internet today.
Speaker 3:Yep, I researched them them boom them boom. What are their pronouns um the ones that they prefer used?
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:Here's a question.
Speaker 1:So on TikTok there was a individual who I know. Please don't, please don't. He said that he identifies as a woman and he very clearly was still a man. Maybe he was early in his journey, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm not speculating but he says I identify as a woman so if I want to go into a public restroom, I'm going into the girl's restroom. Well then, after that, somebody else came on and said I do not know this guy, but I saw this video and I wish him the best. But let me tell you something I'm right with God and I'm a Trump supporter and I believe in Trumping all over you.
Speaker 1:Because here's the thing If you identify as a woman, I identify as a father and if you think you're going to go in to a public bathroom with my eight-year-old daughter, you are sadly mistaken, because'm gonna go in there and identify as a father and I'm going to beat your ass.
Speaker 1:And this was on tiktok and he was like I wish you the best in your journey, keep it in your clothes and do not come into a girl's bathroom. And the thing is and they said that they had researched this individual who said he identified as a girl and came to find out that he was actually a sexual predator and now pedophiles are using this as a way to get into the bathroom with the girls or the boys and being able to get away with that because of the fact that they're saying that they identify. So I don't think that that's fair. In regards to the fact that a pedophile can go into a public like, let's say, they're at a kid's place and they go into the girl's bathroom or the boy's bathroom and they change their gender to be able to go, quote unquote, into that facility and that's where these little kids are. Do you, as younger adults, think that's right?
Speaker 1:because we always talk about something serious well, he said he wasn't he identified as a woman, but he obviously had not gone through the estrogen transition. He obviously still had man parts. He had had a beard, he looked very masculine and I mean, if he's transitioning, great, I hope he finds his happiness. I truly mean that. But that to me does not give you the right to go into a little girl's bathroom when you're a registered sex offender. I mean, how do we know, as parents, when we go to the mall or we go wherever, that if we see somebody going into the bathroom that they are a sex offender, that they're not identified? How do? How do we, as parents, whose jobs it is to support and keep our kids safe, how do we do that, babe?
Speaker 2:so if those individuals can identify themselves at whim, whether they're going to be a man, woman, girl, boy at any time and choose which restroom to go in and if my daughter's in there or I'll even put it so far as my niece is in there- you might find something you like about a mackerel. Then I will identify that individual as a target. How about them apples?
Speaker 3:I'm just so distracted. And what would you?
Speaker 2:do what needs to be done. So let me read you this. I don't know if you heard about this Louisiana is now the first state to allow surgical castration to be used as punishment for sex crimes.
Speaker 3:But, they can still.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, you scared the crap out of me, but they can still do other things to kids. I mean, yes, I, they can but that's a good straight.
Speaker 2:But you know the other side says we're taking away their human right to have kids, I say you've lost the right to have kids when you cross that line and become a pedophile and they're the most deplorable, despicable, despised individuals that I had to take care of, every one of those males that were in there for sexual offender, for minors, for children, children were in isolation. Sexual offender for minors or children, children, children, children Were in isolation.
Speaker 1:Here's the quick thing I have why did they get special treatment and they get to go into isolation when they have ruined these kids' lives? They're going to be spending the rest of their life trying to heal from the trauma that was inflicted by these pieces of shit, so why did they get to get special treatment? I sorry, I believe they should be right in the middle of gen pop because, don't tell me, I mean people out there right now are like, oh, that's so harsh, how can victoria be so strong? But you know what, if it was your kid, you'd be like put their ass right in the middle of gen pop pop.
Speaker 1:You know Right. Why would you literally think that they should get special treatment? Did you give any special treatment, you know, like a lethal injection? They say that's inhumane. Well, when you slaughter and beat and rape and stab and do all these horrific things to the victims, is that not inhumane? Is that not inhumane to the victims? Is that not inhumane? Is that not inhumane? And so you should get a light sentence of oh, let me put your ass to sleep and just doze off and go to sleep, and that's inhumane. Are you kidding? What about the victim? What about the family?
Speaker 1:I am, so you know, strong on this subject. I could talk about this all day long. But the problem is and if people think, oh wow, you're way out there in regards to the fact that you're, like you know, pro-lethal injection, why is it? If I know for a hardcore fact that you did the crime without a reasonable doubt? There's no reason that we have proof, we have evidence, we have witnesses, we have everything. Why do I have to, as a taxpayer, have to keep paying for you to get better education, to get better health care, to get three squares a day, to get a roof over your head than people who are in elderly community service get, because they get abused, they don't get fed and the criminals get taken care of better. They get degrees, they get their diplomas, they get whatever. Can I pad your ass for you while you sit lollygag and live off of the taxpayer's money? That's bullshit, I'm sorry. And then you set up an appeal for years and years and years and years and years and years.
Speaker 1:I do not agree. I'm sorry, I don't agree. I think it's wrong. You know, when you've gone through something and you have been assaulted and they turn around and say, what did you do to him, you know you have to fend spoons on you. So I'm locking you up. Sorry, pal. See you Friday at the poker game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. See, once you've been through this and I don't wish this on almost anybody then you understand, because you've lived in this horror. But these idiots who are walking around taking pictures of kids and filling their computers with pornographic pictures and thinking it's okay, and then let me lollygaggingly put you in your own little isolated area so nobody gives you a little owie, I don't agree.
Speaker 2:You're a little hot over there.
Speaker 1:I just totally don't agree with. You're a little hot over it. I just totally don't agree with it.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I think it is not okay, but people are hell bound to say that we're taking away the rights. I've gotten into so many debates with people when we had a person on the show who was a pedophile.
Speaker 1:Oh that freaking knucklehead job, and he said that we shouldn't even have a sex registry because that money should go to helping the predators and that they should be able to walk around in school areas, that they should be able to take pictures of their kids. You know, are you kidding? And then I asked him the question what happens if God forbid, forbid your child gets assaulted? Do you remember what he said?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll cancel.
Speaker 1:Cancel. I'll cancel the abuser and have my child there to witness, Right? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Let somebody put their hands on Faith. That's all I got to say. You will not get to them faster than I do. That's all I got to say. You will not get to them faster than I do. That's all I Faith. Who are you more afraid of? Mom, If somebody got their hands on her, that's all. If somebody got their hands on Abby no.
Speaker 1:No, it's not okay. It's not okay. You know what it takes a coward to put their hands on a child. That's not okay. I mean, you know what it takes a coward to put their hands on a child.
Speaker 2:That's all it is.
Speaker 1:They're praying on the weaker Because they're miserable pieces of shit, and you know what I don't want to hear? Oh well, they had a bad childhood, so it makes it okay. So it makes it okay that they had a bad childhood so you can ruin my child's childhood?
Speaker 1:I don't think so, like that's not how this works. This is not how this works. And let me remind you, I am the one-armed woman who has no ability of leaving fingerprints. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I mean, I will never hit somebody first, never have, never will. But I have every right to defend, protect my family, and I would never hit somebody first. That's all I'm saying. Why are you laughing?
Speaker 2:Because that was a lot in all.
Speaker 1:Well, it's true, I don't think that the laws are tough enough on individuals who assault, molest, rape, sodomize, whatever you want to say our kids.
Speaker 2:they're not tough enough this surgical castration. It's a start, I prefer to be ripped out with a pair of rusty tweezers and you're a man saying that Just like a damn claw machine. Just rip all that junk out.
Speaker 1:And what about saying that they had a horrible childhood and that excuses their behavior?
Speaker 2:No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1:Why.
Speaker 2:It does not excuse their behavior.
Speaker 1:Okay, why do you think it doesn't excuse their?
Speaker 2:behavior. Their parents didn't force them to go do whatever. They may have trained them okay, by committing acts of sexual, whatever perversion on them, you know, and that's just training a child, no different than you know when the children see dad beat them up, you know all you're doing is training that boy to see that it's okay to hit a woman. So you know, maybe there's, you know there's gotta be ramifications on the parents. I wish there was some moms, but you can't. You can't hold the parents accountable like that.
Speaker 1:Well, that's why you and I, we stopped the cycle. We have never. I would never, faith, would I ever put a hand on you? No, not at all. That's right. And I completely do not believe in that type of disciplinary action, because Faith is so well behaved and has the best manners and she's so sweet, and yet she's never been disciplined physically. I think it hurts more the parent. It would hurt me if I ever had popped her. I don't think I could have gotten over it.
Speaker 2:It would.
Speaker 1:I could not pop her, there's no. I couldn't even pop her hand. I couldn't pop her bottom. There's no way.
Speaker 2:Well, she's got an 18th birthday, Clennell.
Speaker 1:Do you remember? This is?
Speaker 2:recorded, that's 18 whoopins.
Speaker 1:No, it's not 18 licks.
Speaker 2:Do you know?
Speaker 1:what I think it should be, Mr Kolnoff. Then you get whack-a-moles. Are you serious?
Speaker 2:We're going back to there.
Speaker 1:We are. You're talking about giving her any whoopins and Abby will be here. Abby's not gonna let you give her any whoopings. Boom Right, then, if that's the case, don't let her hold you. You know, abby, you didn't give him any whoopings when he just turned 50. I didn't know him. You were here in the wedding.
Speaker 3:I didn't know him.
Speaker 1:You were here for that wedding I didn't know him, you did. No, I didn't, you were here, for that wedding.
Speaker 3:I didn't know you did. No, I didn't. Are you on drugs? Probably Not yet.
Speaker 1:They're trying to get me on something. That's hilarious because, as you know, we get remarried every year, and so I picked the date this time so that we would get married on his 50th birthday.
Speaker 3:So he would make no excuse to forget this anniversary, since we've got to forget it. Didn't he already forget it?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Thanks, there, little one.
Speaker 3:Little one, it's called little. He wants to go take a nap.
Speaker 1:See it in his face.
Speaker 2:You already took a nap.
Speaker 1:We're always on the same page we are. No, you don't know, he would.
Speaker 2:I could go to sleep. You know that no wake up and go to bed for the night.
Speaker 3:No, I did that. I did that when I came here.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, to Sleep, my god. I came here, yes, yeah, because I got like two and a half hours of sleep. I got here before eight and I slept until like what two and I went to bed at like 11, 12, and I woke up at what 10. Boom.
Speaker 1:All right, close it out. Thank you for being with us, girls.
Speaker 2:I'm awesome Abby and Faith. Thank y'all for joining us.
Speaker 3:Thank you for being our entertainment For picking on the old man. Thank you for providing us with entertainment.
Speaker 2:Y'all be sure to check out the wife's books who Kicked First? And this next one's going to be due out this month sometime. Dark, dark, who's there? And be sure to pick out Faith's books on Amazon. She has five books out and get on there and type in what name? Is she about Baby Curie Solomon? Yes, okay, so yeah, sometimes I forget which way did he?
Speaker 3:go, oh Thank you all for listening. Give me a smile. Thank y'all for listening to the Canadian Smile. It's official. Bye y'all.
