A Contagious Smile Podcast

Resilience and Reflection: Family Milestones, Security Concerns, and Nostalgic Joys

Victora Cuore; A Contagious Smile, Who Kicked First, Domestic Violence Survivor, Advocate, Motivational Coach, Special Needs, Abuse Support, Life Skill Classes, Special Needs Social Groups

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https://acontagioussmile.sellfy.store/p/breaking-anxiety-the-liberation-lexicon-empowerment-guidebook/What if your most challenging moments could strengthen your family's bond? Join us on an emotional and heartwarming journey as we share an unforgettable evening that includes a special daddy-daughter movie night and the celebration of a unique family milestone. Reflecting on two years since becoming an amputee, we focus on resilience, positivity, and the power of family unity. Listen in as Faith takes charge during our family tattoo session, showcasing her remarkable courage and symbolizing the deep bond we share, especially with my husband planning to adopt her.

Shifting gears, we tackle the urgent issue of school violence and the pressing need for improved security measures to protect our children. Our discussion spans potential solutions, from increased physical security to the presence of more counselors. We also explore the complex role of involving veterans in school security and address societal priorities, critiquing the irony of spending on luxuries while neglecting basic safety measures. With a touch of political commentary, we compare the perceived competence of current political figures with past leaders, offering a thought-provoking perspective on the state of our nation.

Finally, embark on a nostalgic trip back to the 80s with us as we discuss fun activity books and share laughs over regional dialects and accents. We emphasize the importance of supporting special needs families and survivors of domestic violence, highlighting the value of community and resources. Wrapping up on a light note, we enjoy a cheerful conversation about life in a cul-de-sac, promote Victoria and Michael's books, and encourage our listeners to smile and savor the little moments in life.

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Speaker 2:

Good evening. Welcome to another episode of I Can Take a Smile Unstoppable. Sorry about the noise in the background. My husband is rolling down the office way to come over here as Faith is texting and it's chaotic, to say at best, hi, babe.

Speaker 1:

How are y'all?

Speaker 2:

How's it going?

Speaker 1:

Outstanding. Just had a daddy-daughter movie night we watched one movie.

Speaker 2:

The one all about you.

Speaker 1:

Uh no.

Speaker 2:

Did Faith say yep, that's Dad.

Speaker 1:

Yes, she did A lot of the scenes. She said, yes, that's me. Speaking of me, did y'all check out Victoria's new book Narf who's there? It is out on Amazon. Go check it out. Run Hurry Get.

Speaker 2:

Well, not only that, but today is my anniversary or the rebirth, I don't know. Everybody has a different name for it. It has been, can you believe, two years since they whacked my arm? I became an amputee two years ago today, babe. Can you believe it's been? Can you believe two years since they whacked my arm? I became an amputee two years ago today, babe. Can you believe it's been two years?

Speaker 1:

Well, the Delta's trying nothing to celebrate.

Speaker 2:

It's not, but I'm not going to dwell about it, I'm not going to sit here and cry over it. So I mean, what am I going to do? But it's been two years. That's crazy. And what else have we got? We, ah, went and got family tattoos.

Speaker 1:

Right, who does?

Speaker 2:

this we do. So Faith has been asking for for a tattoo right and we were like, all right, maybe she'll grow out of it, whatever, whatever, oh no. So she wanted that tattoo. First thing we had to do is take her, let her design one. So my daughter she's mine goes in, helps. Design artist is amazing. He is fun on all and she draws not one but two different designs she wants a mother-daughter tattoo, which is her and I, and then she wants the family tattoo, which was also her idea.

Speaker 2:

So she is so excited the whole time prior to beginning. It's about breaking on, it's about breaking time and I'm trying to keep her calm and hydrated. You know, and I keep telling her it's not gonna hurt, and I told Michael privately that this child's either going to become incredibly addicted to tattooing and want to be like full sleeve or she's gonna hate it. It's gonna be one of the two. So we got the designs figured out and, of course, I ended up having to go first. So I get on the in the chair. Bates watched me get countless tattoos, so I don't know what she was doing. Oh yeah, she was scattered and smothered and covered into the pictures that were all over the walls and we get the first. I get the first tattoo done, which is a beautiful wolf with a moon behind it, and then how do you explain? Like the clouds? Yeah, but there's clouds, but then there's like line and color anyway. So this was her doing, her and our artist, jeff, kind of came up with it together, which was awesome.

Speaker 2:

Thank you, jeff, he was awesome and then she came up with this amazing idea that she wanted a family tattoo and she wanted it to be stucco, chicken, kitten, which is all of our nicknames, and she wanted to make it her own. So she kind of got an idea and then designed it into her own concept. So, needless to say, I get mine done, ready to go. I asked that jeff put a little tattoo of water on her so she knows what to expect. How do you explain faith getting her tattoo? She sat there like a god blessed chance, like she sat there so freaking amazing. She had her nail. She had had her hand on her knee. The other arm is like out there and she is loving it, loving it.

Speaker 2:

So technically the inside of her arm is completely tatted from the elbow crease maybe almost to the wrist, and once she's getting almost finished, her response was no, you're not done already, and she's already deciding and picking new tats for the future. And then my husband and and and Faith wanted him to have the word suck it on the tattoo or stick it in the tattoo to mess with him. She tried so hard to get this prank, but he got it as well. He says it's six inches or bigger, but we, as women, know how to hide it.

Speaker 2:

That's what all guys say and so we all got these tattoos last night, so that was an amazing experience that was my husband, my husband and I have wait a minute.

Speaker 1:

Wait a minute. My energy okay. Um, y'all made me wondering why we have a family tattoo, the same tattoo on all three of us Y'all if any of y'all have been following a contagious smile Facebook in any of the videos that we've done, y'all this little girl has been through hell and she has fought through hell. She danced with the reaper, she won. She came back to us. We were fighting as much as we possibly could Physically, spiritually. We followed the doctors, hospitals, y'all.

Speaker 1:

this kid deserves every bit of this morality, that that we're showing by putting tattoos that she designed on us to represent the family women. Okay, um, she knows all good and well that I'm getting ready to adopt her, and this just shows her more and more in her heart that this guy that's married to her gorgeous mom will never, ever leave this family circle.

Speaker 2:

Most people thought you had already adopted her Well, that's all right, it's coming.

Speaker 1:

We had some hiccups, but it's not a problem, but you already claim her as you are. She's definitely a little squiggly, as I say Squiggly, yes, squiggly, but that's if any one of you all are wondering. That's why we all have the same tattoo and we all have it on our left arm. Some of us where? And here's your microphone back.

Speaker 2:

I just wanted to well, come a little closer. So why don't you also tell everybody what you're doing for my birthday coming up? We don't say the way it is, but what are we doing for your?

Speaker 1:

lunch no, 50th birthday. You're 50. I didn't say 50. I said 50th. Whatever. What are you and I doing?

Speaker 2:

That's bedroom talk.

Speaker 1:

No, what are we? Doing together, we're going to get more tattoos.

Speaker 2:

We're getting a couple's tattoo, and I'm going to have my husband tell you what it is because it is so sweet.

Speaker 1:

Come on, darling, it's not just me, come on, it is just me holding my wife's face while I'm looking at her. That's it Not exactly? Kind of standing behind you, yeah, holding, caressing your face? Yeah, looking at you, yes. And that's Okay that's enough mushyness for me.

Speaker 2:

And that's the tattoos that we're getting together. I popped his cherry because he had no tattoos, so I got to find at least I popped a cherry.

Speaker 1:

Thanks, can you say that one more time? I popped your cherry. You're a dork.

Speaker 2:

I swear. So a couple of things that have been said that were amazing, that have been comments that have been put out are things like they wish that we had our own xm series talk show because we're hilarious together. Don't say no. Don't say no I'm not no, you're hilarious.

Speaker 1:

I'm just a redneck in the background you're hilarious uh, what did they say about your book?

Speaker 2:

When I'm saved their life.

Speaker 1:

What was that latest one? Can we read that I?

Speaker 2:

can't while we're doing this. Why can't you? Because it won't. Let you Don't waste our time. It's our error that I saved their life.

Speaker 1:

Bitch, you know what?

Speaker 2:

If it helps one person, it's worth it.

Speaker 1:

That was your first book and that meant everything. Can't wait to see what y'all write about her 41st book, which is called Nart Nart who's there?

Speaker 2:

Somebody came out of the woodwork and asked if you sing Sing.

Speaker 1:

Are you serious?

Speaker 2:

No, no singers here, right Right. No singers here, no None. And before anybody asks I don't sing Right.

Speaker 1:

Correct.

Speaker 2:

Because they're going to come out and say do you sing Right?

Speaker 1:

Right, even though you have a middle voice. Your talking voice and your singing voice are two different things so my talking voice sucks and my singing voice is nice if you want to put it that way my talking voice sucks, is what you're saying? You said it, not me you.

Speaker 2:

You just confirmed it but you used to tell me that my voice should be a sex phone operator so it should be then how does that make it my voice horrible am?

Speaker 1:

I singing voice. Okay, let's look, I'm gonna dial 1-900 and you answer the phone. No, why not?

Speaker 2:

but I don't understand how can you say my singing voice is good if it in?

Speaker 1:

my talking voice. Okay what? Let's let our listeners judge.

Speaker 2:

No, no, you just backed yourself into this corner.

Speaker 1:

I don't want to see you get.

Speaker 2:

I am chicken.

Speaker 1:

You are chicken yeah.

Speaker 2:

So you don't like my talking voice.

Speaker 1:

I absolutely do.

Speaker 2:

But then how is it so different from my singing voice? Let the listeners hear it no.

Speaker 1:

And then we'll play it back on air.

Speaker 2:

I mean on the computer. I want your reason.

Speaker 1:

My reason. Yeah, you sound different. How You're just beautiful. Which one your singing voice?

Speaker 2:

And my talking voice as well. Awesome. No, that's not completely different. Those are just synonyms.

Speaker 1:

Okay, what would you want? Anonyms? That's what you get. Seriously, what else do you want? A pseudonym?

Speaker 2:

So you don't like my talking voice.

Speaker 1:

I do like your talking voice.

Speaker 2:

That doesn't even make sense in the red.

Speaker 1:

Will you get to the point?

Speaker 2:

I'm waiting on you to get to it.

Speaker 1:

Well then, let's change subjects.

Speaker 2:

Let's not be waiting. Let's talk about the 14-year-old who went into a Georgia school and opened fire okay, talk about it we're not even into the first. What few weeks of school starting and you're hearing it happened again. And what I learned since then is the mom called the school for 30 minutes begging to speak to the counselor, for 30 minutes begging to speak to the counselor For 30 minutes or 30 minutes prior. She called, I think it was prior.

Speaker 2:

Well, right, she called prior to it happening but she was trying to get a hold of people. For 30 minutes, Okay, but she was trying to get a hold of people she tried to get a hold of. The counselor said you need to go check on him.

Speaker 1:

You need to get him out of class.

Speaker 2:

You need to go see on him, you need to get him out of class. You need to go see what's going on. Something's not right and nothing was done. She tried to give him a heads up.

Speaker 1:

So let me ask you Right now, our lottery is sitting at $800 million, right, and a portion of the lottery is supposed to go towards school, public schools, whatever. I don't know how they allocate it Okay, but with one school shooting that's happened in America, that should have been it. I mean, we should have cracked down tremendously.

Speaker 1:

I don't care if there's gates in there, I don't care if there's multiple number detectors, if there's pat-downs, I don't care if you've got to have dogs walking up and down the hallways, going into classrooms Checking lockers, which is where they check in lockers, bathrooms, everywhere, you know Obviously the money's there, because the lottery just keeps on going.

Speaker 2:

Can you imagine how much if the lottery winnings were $800 million? How much is this put into?

Speaker 1:

it. I don't understand why it keeps happening. It's the same shit, y'all. It keeps happening. Kids still get guns into schools. Where is the lack, where is the weak link at? Okay, we can blame home parents, all we want, but the school shootings are happening at school. So let's focus at school, where our kids are at, where your kids are at, where there's mass groups Okay, let's focus there. Do you need more cops? Do you need veterans? You know who will give their spare time.

Speaker 2:

Well, let me be the devil's advocate, even though I really don't want to be, because I know some listeners will give this response. What about, like, the veterans who have PTSD? Who hear that sound and then they have an episode. That's true. I mean I'm being devil's advocate because I know we're going to get comments that says, well, you put a vet in there and they get Okay.

Speaker 1:

It's the same thing for a cop. Absolutely, because I walked away with PTSD after 13 and a half years.

Speaker 2:

Right. I truly believe they also need to have more counselors in school because, like you know, just a couple of schools that I've looked into. Say they have 700 kids and they only have three counselors or four counselors, and what they do is they divide up the alphabet, say a through m, or you know depending on the, the grades, or like they get a through e and then f through whatever, and that's it.

Speaker 2:

I mean, how do you get in there to talk to somebody, to make a difference, you know, and then you go. Oh, it makes you so angry because you, like, you go on amazon and you could buy those things that make the door impossible to open, right that you can't get a sugar to come through and no teacher puts it on their teacher wish list. You know, is your life not worth fourteen dollars or twelve dollars.

Speaker 1:

But on the way into work.

Speaker 2:

You'll pay ten dollars for a grand mocha latte, whatever with eight pumps of vanilla and two shots of caffeine and a partridge in a pear tree, whatever it is, but you won't buy that.

Speaker 2:

just put it on your damn wish list, right, but it's not there, it's not. So I don't understand. When faith was in public school um, you know, they back then they really didn't do drills. I did one with and said you guys need to get away from the window, you need to be as quiet as can be. Take your shoes off, because if you guys get nervous because you know we're talking about first grade and you guys get nervous and you start patting your feet, it can make a lot of noise, right, because you're scared and you're fidgeting. You know, make sure you're sitting away from anything that you can make noise on. You know, don't touch an open cabinet Just going through to give them their own peace of mind, because you're turning around and you're not prepared.

Speaker 2:

I mean we had like tornado drills when we were in school but you're not prepared and that happens, you know. I mean it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1:

It is.

Speaker 2:

I don't understand. I mean, I truly I don't get it. And then you have things going on in this country where, like I'm sorry, I know you and I don't like talking about politics, but I will be tuning in Tuesday night to the first political debate between Trump and Dumbass. Okay, I can't imagine.

Speaker 1:

I'm sorry, that's the dumbest woman I've seen. You think?

Speaker 2:

she's dumber than clinton.

Speaker 1:

Yes, yes, yes, because I don't remember the stuff that uh hillary said hillary was vindictive but this woman's talking about changing the color off the Starbucks cup because her lipstick shows and she doesn't want it white anymore.

Speaker 2:

Right. But see, the thing is with her is you look at her values and she says my values haven't changed. But when she spoke on her values, they're everything that she's now saying will alter when she gets into office, but her values haven't changed. And you know, here's the thing, and I understand times change and people change, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right, but let's just imagine back in the day. Okay, nancy Reagan God bless her soul. Jacqueline Kennedy God bless. These are two of my favorite first ladies ever. You know, we'll even throw them along in there. You go in there and never, ever, did you see any of them wear booty shorts or sneakers, or I

Speaker 2:

mean, imagine, imagine jacqueline kennedy onassis and imagine nancy reagan, if they were going to run for presidency. Okay, I'm just using them as examples of women who were first ladies okay, well, she was vice president, whatever and here she is walking out in blue jeans and sneakers, dancing and, you know, grinding with students in schools and stuff like that. Like, okay, what does that accomplish with me? Not, okay? Can you imagine just for a moment Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, who to me, was one of the most classiest women of our time, right?

Speaker 2:

or not really our time. I wasn't old enough to think at that point, but or Nancy, reagan or even Melania. Can you imagine? Melania who would? Do that come in there with booty, shorts or sneakers and jeans and whatever, and start listening to rap and dancing and whatever, while trying to promote herself into the White House. I mean, that's where we've gotten to, you know, and here's the thing, and I'm very strong on my advocacy of I don't think all military is bad.

Speaker 2:

I've made that very strong statement. I think that there's bad groups in everybody. There's bad apples in every orchard. But during the Labor Day presentation at the grave of the unknown soldier, the only president that was there was trump. You know, biden. As far as I know, I haven't heard that he's coming out of where he's been.

Speaker 2:

Um carter bless his heart's 100 or about to turn 100, so he gets a pass not being there clinton and obama weren't there right, the the only one was Trump, and he actually changed his whole itinerary to arrive to pay respects and then go back on the campaign trip and people said he did it for a photo op. I don't think Donald Trump needs to go to the tomb of the unknown soldier for a photo op. That's just me, you know, and I will admit he can be an arrogant son of a bitch. He can. But you know what. You want to be factual and you want to look at. Facts are facts.

Speaker 2:

Look at the gas prices when Donald Trump was in office, versus Biden or Obama or you know it doesn't. You go all the way back to Clinton, but you look at the prices. Look at groceries. Look at the prices of groceries. Right Groceries prices then versus now. And you know what. How do you rectify that? How do you say well, that's not because of Biden. Well, who the hell is it from sesame street who put the? The cost so astronomical that food can't be afforded? And then the people who genuinely need, like the food stamps they're getting like 80 a month.

Speaker 2:

That's like bread and eggs and I hope you like that egg sandwich, because that's all you're going to have for the next 30 days. I mean, that makes no sense whatsoever. Why are you looking at me like that?

Speaker 1:

I always look at you like this yeah, but that's a little different. I'm just in love with you.

Speaker 2:

I'm just in love with you, woman well, if you look at me like that, what do you look at me like when I think?

Speaker 1:

I just, oh, dude, I like I hear the voice of an angel.

Speaker 2:

I'm going to puke so I think the debate will be one that we need to watch, and even if you're not into politics? Are you into our country? Are you into the fact that we were, at one point, the most respected country in the world and now we are like laughed at for so many many reasons, and it's it's sad. It is sad we need to come back and be that great nation that we've been before.

Speaker 1:

Wow, this one takes time. Yep, it's going to have to be a big hammer. Come down, because, god forbid, if she gets in the office it's I don't know. Which country would you like to live in, babe?

Speaker 2:

Canada.

Speaker 1:

Canada.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but what's horrible is that the polls right now. You're coming babe that the polls right now are showing that at 68% they believe Kamala could take Trump in a debate. 68% how is that even?

Speaker 1:

possible? I don't know, I don't keep up with politics.

Speaker 2:

I don't either, but this is the you know, the future of our, of our kids. This is our. What's going to happen to our country right like this, is a really important time. I couldn't imagine this stuff going back on 20 years ago you know, can you imagine Reagan sitting in office at this point with things going on?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, eating jelly beans. He likes his jelly beans, eating jelly beans. So are we done on politicking?

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

Okay, For those of y'all who don't know, Stucco, Rusty and Uno are perfectly fine and healthy. They're doing great. That's our three studs, our golden retrievers. We have discontinued our golden retriever program for just a short while. We're focused on our daughter and getting her back up to health healthy status, so to speak. She's doing quite well, she's coming along greatly and we're getting ready to literally pull the plug on. Don't say it like that. Don't say it like that.

Speaker 2:

It's special needs. Mom, you don't say it like that. Okay, she still.

Speaker 1:

Forgive me.

Speaker 2:

She still has, just so you have a Kamala moment. Okay, she has had this horrific surgical tube surgically placed within. A track inside of her for almost a year and it is awful. I hate it for her.

Speaker 2:

I wish it was me. Instead, we have to change the dressing constantly. This poor kid is now used to having the tape on her skin. I've tried to get her one of these surgical belts that she could wear with it, and she hates it. And you know, of course she's defying everything. You're not too fainted, but you know I want this freaking. It's surgically in there and stitched in there, but it hangs over and down and she hates it, she's uncomfortable with it and it's just heartbreaking. You know, like I just want her to realize the amazing individual she is and what all she has to offer. And she, I think she's really having that epiphany babe, because she's like I want to be able to help others and yes, she's host of Teen Talk and yes, she does help plenty and plenty of people. But she now wants to start doing even more, and that's amazing. But what is so awful is that, even after almost a year, you know like I'm constantly I don't want to say annoying her, but I'm like hey, how much have you drank today?

Speaker 2:

Hey, you know she can't drink while she's eating the meal there's so many prerequisites that have to be put into place and we make it as low key as possible. We try not to make it like a medical thing. But you know, the doctors want daily weight logged in and logged out. So we have to do that and we have to see, you know, because she's in kidney, she has kidney disease now we have to make sure she keeps hydrated so that doesn't happen and it doesn't escalate. What stage of kidney failure we're in. There's so many things that have to be done on a daily basis and we try to make everything as I hate the word normal, like as unique as she is, like we downplay all the baloney of the medical crap because she is not a medically fragile kid anymore and we go and enjoy life like these daddy daughter moments that they have, and they're so cute, they're so funny, they're hilarious, like she's just you can't. I don't care what kind of day you're having If you get around that kid.

Speaker 2:

she just brightens your life Like. I'm sorry and I know I'm speaking to you, I'm a little biased.

Speaker 1:

But I'm biased because she is.

Speaker 2:

But you know what I could put on a thousand people on this show right now that'll tell you the same thing.

Speaker 2:

You know she makes everybody's life better by being in it. And you know she makes everybody's life better by being in it. And I can literally produce a thousand people that would say that right now. And yeah, I can produce probably five or six that have their heads in their asses. And what do I need to do with her? And you know what? Luckily I'm on air because I have a four-letter word and up rhymes with it it's to them. So you're lost, you're missing out.

Speaker 1:

You know up Right your loss. You're missing out. You know up right. Some of those people are found in her prequel book narc narc, who's there? What?

Speaker 2:

do you?

Speaker 1:

mean that's another plug for your book? Yes, I do, because I love you and I'm very proud of you. You've written 41 books well, there's more that haven't been okay that I know of, know of You've published 41 books.

Speaker 2:

Well hold on In all fairness, there are books that are workbooks. You know they're kind of considered the same thing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it's way more than I have done. Okay, and I'm sure it's. You know that's probably the majority.

Speaker 2:

But I want, are you going to tell everybody about our selfie store?

Speaker 1:

You're being very humble.

Speaker 2:

I'm always that way because I don't ever do that. I don't go on my phone.

Speaker 1:

Seeing how. I don't go on our selfie store but a few times.

Speaker 2:

Well, if you go to, I will put the link again in the show notes because I don't want to give you the wrong URL. But what we're doing is every Friday we're doing a freebie Friday and this week we are doing a workbook. It's gorgeous, it's about breaking anxiety and it's a $15 value and it's free, and so you can go on there and see all the cool different things, the workbooks that'll help you in your healing process and in your journaling process, and there's so many beautiful things in there. We're adding stuff weekly and then every Friday there's a freebie for you and you don't have to pay for a thing.

Speaker 1:

You can just go in there and get the free book.

Speaker 2:

It's a $15 value and if you do find stuff, you want on there, use promo code welcome and you get 20% off everything Not one item, but everything and so you can go on there and find so many different avenues of things that have helped me and helped my husband and helped faith and you can go in there.

Speaker 2:

What's great about them is that you can download them right to your computer and fill them in. You can fill in the pdfs um the you fill in the workbooks, or you can print them out, put them in a binder and you can get them right then. And there you. You don't have to wait, is that?

Speaker 1:

good for homeschooling.

Speaker 2:

So you are giving me a list of new things to do.

Speaker 1:

No, I'm just asking.

Speaker 2:

I do, I do. I have done some of the cutest workbooks for like elementary grade kids where they could do fun addition, fun subtraction, fun math, but I even have word searches and coding things of that nature that are fun. I just am finishing now. And I think one of the things that I do that's different is that all my workbooks are anywhere from 80 to over 100 pages apiece, and that's because I want to give variety, so I just am finishing now a workbook for boys or tomgirls, tomboys, whatever they, I don't know the proper term anymore.

Speaker 1:

Going back to the 80s.

Speaker 2:

Well, that has things like dinosaurs and cars and Tom's probably offended. Okay, Tammy, Tommy, Sorry, but then, like you know, you're a construction worker and you're're a policeman and you're a fireman and you get to color, or a policewoman. Well, that's going to be in the girls' book Okay. But these are all for the boys and you get to color.

Speaker 2:

And it's almost like the relaxation coloring you do for adults, but you get to do it for the kids and this is just for the boys and then they get an achievement award on the last page that they did it. They're awesome they're amazing, um, and they're just fun, and so that will be out soon, and then I'm going to work on the girls, one get that done, um.

Speaker 2:

So I try to have lots of fun activity books, uh, for in there, and I have adult coloring in there as well and journaling and all sorts of stuff, because I do nothing. But, as my husband says, sit on my butt all day long and do nothing.

Speaker 1:

No, you do a lot sitting on your butt. How?

Speaker 2:

about that. I expand my butt, no.

Speaker 1:

So go on our website and check out everything that Victoria has to offer and that she's accomplished there, that she's put out for years, showing her dedication to you know, helping families, special needs families and survivors of domestic violence ContagiousSmilecom. Click on every tab, every button everywhere. And then you have the selfie website, and then you have the selfie website and then you have every platform under the sun that you have to go to and like and follow and share Everything's except Rubble we didn't do. Rubble, rubble, rumble, rumble.

Speaker 2:

No, but that is One of them we didn't like.

Speaker 1:

I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2:

You're talking about YouTube, instagram, facebook. What else we didn't like?

Speaker 1:

but I don't know what that is. You're talking about YouTube, instagram. Facebook what else?

Speaker 2:

thread thread. I hey people do like the redneck word of the day. So what is it going to be today?

Speaker 1:

I can't find it. Come on, I have no idea. There you go, what is?

Speaker 2:

it. You know I'm going to reach down there. Y'all make me. There you go. What is it? You know I'm going to reach down there. Y'all make me down. Yonder, we use down yonder.

Speaker 1:

What is down yonder? No, it's over yonder.

Speaker 2:

Over yonder. Okay, what is over yonder?

Speaker 1:

Well, it's a fur piece. Wait, what Over yonder is a fur piece?

Speaker 2:

What is fur? Piece Fur, as in a fur.

Speaker 1:

No, it's a fur piece, it's over yonder.

Speaker 2:

What the hell are you talking about? Fur, it's a fur piece. Okay, dumb it down. What is fur piece? F-u-r no, okay. F-o-u-r, f-o-r, it's Okay. F-o-u-r, f-o-r. It's a fur piece W-T-H Over yonder.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

What is over yonder it's?

Speaker 1:

kind of far over there.

Speaker 2:

Are you trying to say far?

Speaker 1:

away. Oh, there you go.

Speaker 2:

Far away is fur piece.

Speaker 1:

Yes, it's a fur piece that don't even make sense. It does make perfect sense. We're in the South girl, Get on down here Fur piece and get GI.

Speaker 2:

T Fur piece.

Speaker 1:

I sure hope Jeff is listening.

Speaker 2:

How do you say pinch, is it pinch, it's pinch, it's what Pinch?

Speaker 1:

Pinch. You pinch it Like you pinch it off. You sit down on the throne. You pinch it Like you pinch it off. You're sitting on a throne. You pinch, yes, what.

Speaker 2:

Pinch it is. You know that's huge on TikTok right now with people doing the different accents and grading one another when they're doing it. They'll say how do you say dog? How do you say dog, D dog, how?

Speaker 1:

do you say?

Speaker 2:

dog D-O-G Say it, though Dog Dog. Northerners say dog, dog, dog Dag. It's not dag.

Speaker 1:

They say coffee.

Speaker 2:

How do you say it?

Speaker 1:

A cup of mud. Yeah, I love this one.

Speaker 2:

Why.

Speaker 1:

Because I can.

Speaker 2:

Why.

Speaker 1:

Are you on repeat? I? Could be you better get off of me.

Speaker 2:

What. What are you talking about, oh my gosh. What are you talking about, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1:

What are you talking about? Alright, we have to cut this one short tonight because I have to finish my movie night with my daughter.

Speaker 2:

So that means you actually have to go down there and watch this movie, not go to sleep.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's getting late.

Speaker 2:

God who you slept till noon today? I did not. I went halfway across the state today. I did not Okay, Tim.

Speaker 1:

I went halfway across the street today.

Speaker 2:

It felt like so you went up the street.

Speaker 1:

No.

Speaker 2:

Hey, what do we live in? Is it a cul-de-sac?

Speaker 1:

Yes, can you say it Cul-de-sac?

Speaker 2:

What? Okay, hold on In 25 years. I've never heard you say that. Say it again. What?

Speaker 1:

cold is that.

Speaker 2:

You just sounded like you said it C-U-L.

Speaker 1:

Hyphen D-A-C.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but what it sounded like was that you're had a cold.

Speaker 1:

Oh, get out of here. I think you have a lack of oxygen up here in this time office. You need to get out more well then, that's on you. You should take me out more another unstoppable Victoria myself, michael, y'all, please go on Amazon and pick up our books. Who came first? And her new one, nart. Nart, who's there? It's about the narcissistic person that's in your life. A lot of us have them.

Speaker 2:

You have them too.

Speaker 1:

I said us.

Speaker 2:

I'm still on the whole. How else do I say it?

Speaker 1:

You're still on the fur beast.

Speaker 2:

That I'll never get.

Speaker 1:

Thank y'all. Take a smile, peace out. Thank y'all, take a smile, peace out, peace out. Oh my God, I won't say that. Bye y'all.

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