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A Contagious Smile Podcast
A Contagious Smile is a powerful platform dedicated to uplifting and empowering special needs families and survivors of domestic violence. Through heartfelt stories, we shine a light on the journeys of extraordinary individuals who have overcome unimaginable challenges. Their triumphs serve as a testament to resilience and strength, inspiring others to rediscover their own inner light. Each episode features candid interviews with survivors, advocates, and experts who provide valuable resources and insights to support those on their own paths to healing and empowerment. Join us as we celebrate the power of resilience, the beauty of shared stories, and the unstoppable spirit of those who turn adversity into hope. Let us guide you in rekindling your spirit, because every smile tells a story of courage and transformation.
A Contagious Smile Podcast
Forgiveness and Family: Navigating Political Pardons, Gender Debates, and Heartwarming Holiday Chaos
Can political figures truly be forgiven for their actions, or should they face perpetual scrutiny? Our latest episode takes you on an emotional rollercoaster as we explore the nuances of forgiveness in the realms of family and politics. We dive headfirst into the controversy surrounding Hunter Biden's pardon and wrestle with the complexities of forgiving loved ones for grave misdeeds. As we navigate these turbulent waters, we also discuss the challenges of letting go in the face of disturbing news stories. But fear not—after the storm, we find solace in the simple joys of a drama-free Thanksgiving and the satisfaction of decluttering our homes.
Ever wondered who has it tougher when it comes to medical issues—men or women? Our family takes a light-hearted approach to this age-old debate, weaving in biblical references and playful jabs at gender roles. With our daughter Faith joining the fun, we share laughs and insights about the unique challenges each gender faces, from childbirth to societal expectations. Through all the teasing and banter, we find an underlying appreciation for the diverse perspectives that make family life truly enriching.
Join us as we wrap up with some good-natured family banter that will leave you smiling. We engage in amusing debates about which Disney dwarf best represents each of us, and muse over the difficulties of choosing personal theme songs. With tales of movie selection rights and heartwarming promises to cherish our conversations, we highlight the joy and warmth that familial relationships bring. It's an episode filled with laughter, love, and the delightful chaos that only family can provide.
Good evening y'all. Welcome to another episode of what my wife is laughing at me. Unstoppable here the contagious smile. Victoria is over there cracking up laughing. I don't know why, why are you laughing at me?
Speaker 2:Because it doesn't even One second after like the go. You're like hey.
Speaker 1:Well, because they tell you you don't have any dead space. And you know I watch so much dang tiktok while sitting on the toilet that you see these, these momos in there. They hit record and then they look at the dang camera. For a whole second and a half it's like are we recording? Are we on, are we on? So I didn't want any dead air in there.
Speaker 2:Hi babe.
Speaker 1:Hello love. How are you? I gotta poop? Are you freaking serious? Other than that, I'm good.
Speaker 2:I am so sorry everyone. My gosh, Are you Okay? Well, speaking of shit, let's just talk about this for a second. So for months and months and months, biden has said he would not pardon hunter under any circumstance whatsoever. Right? Not gonna do it comes up last night at 1130 Eastern time. That guess Biden has pardoned. Hunter goes back on his word, everything he said under no circumstances I pardoned my son, yeah, yeah, yeah, and now he gets pardoned. What are your?
Speaker 1:thoughts on that.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I don't care about politics, don't care about politics. It's not politics I don't talk about politics.
Speaker 1:It's not about politics, it's about.
Speaker 2:We already know he's a liar. Okay, this isn't about politics. This is right or wrong.
Speaker 1:You asked me one of my thoughts and I'm done, okay, but it's not about politics, so it's about family. It's about lying. Would you forgive your daughter?
Speaker 2:If she did anything criminal. Yes, and like did cocaine in the White House and like sold secrets to our enemies.
Speaker 1:Would you forgive your daughter?
Speaker 2:I would have Like that's. I'm not prepared for that question. Would you forgive her absolutely?
Speaker 1:if she gave our secrets to our enemy yes, I'd forgive her.
Speaker 2:I mean I don't think I would, but I don't have the authority to like harden her right and cover up things like that for her. I mean, I guess I can't imagine that, because fate would never do something so stupid.
Speaker 1:It's interesting you name her Faith, yeah, and you talk about forgiveness.
Speaker 2:Right, but I don't have to imagine that, because Faith would never do something so stupid.
Speaker 1:And we're talking about forgiving your son or daughter in our case.
Speaker 2:Who is a criminal mind. I don't understand where you're going out in the field with this.
Speaker 1:There are two other fellas on the cross up there with Jesus.
Speaker 2:And then you're there, stood over here, so so do you forget Biden, for all that he's done.
Speaker 1:I don't care that that. You know Hunter was doing cocaine in the White House. What about him selling Seekers? I don't know what he sold, I don't. I don't care what?
Speaker 2:okay, do you forgive Biden for everything he's done wrong to this country and to our family and like raising all the prices?
Speaker 1:yes, I forgive him. I'm glad it's out because Trump's gonna make it right. Go Trump, team Trump. What?
Speaker 2:Okay, how about this? Do you forgive the 17 year old girl who had a baby and then cut the baby's throat and then tried to bury the baby?
Speaker 1:That is almost unforgivable. What do you unforgivable?
Speaker 2:what do you mean? All right. What do you mean almost?
Speaker 1:that, that's I don't know. Let me come back to that. That's a difficult question.
Speaker 2:I was not prepared for that okay, what about the man in texas who beat his girlfriend almost to death and they lost their baby because of it, and he was sentenced, went to jail, he was incarcerated awaiting trial, goes to trial and all the evidence of the world is there. He did it and guess what? Not a decent sentence. Afterwards he's walking the streets.
Speaker 1:That sounds familiar, doesn't it?
Speaker 2:It does, but what happened to me was in Texas.
Speaker 1:And yet did you forget.
Speaker 2:I pray for him every single night that he gets the help he needs.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to ask you again, so I'll let it go. Want to move on to another subject? Well, this got touchy real quick. No, it didn't.
Speaker 2:It's fine. It's fine. I just choose not to have that crap in my life anymore. So just saying so, speaking about not having it in the life anymore, how was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1:We already talked about this this.
Speaker 2:No, we had to shut. No, no, no, let me, let me give everybody the backstory we tried to record last night and we always release our unstoppable in the monday mornings at 5 am eastern time. But when I tried to record with my husband yesterday, this is what I almost got during the podcast. He was so catatonic that he could not keep his eyes in the upright position and it was not late in the evening.
Speaker 2:It was really early to eat, it wasn't even like it was like seven and he couldn't stay awake. I should have kept it recording, though, because I was asking him questions and it was just like which way did he go? He couldn't remember what he was talking about and he was like sorry, I fell asleep. What did you say? We scratched that. We didn't really get to go into our Thanksgiving because we scratched that podcast. So how was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1:I thought we did okay, it was great, and you said the one that you did say was because there was no drama, and it was amazing. No family drama and it was just us and we were all thankful for us.
Speaker 2:Yes, it was just an amazing quiet. We're easy, each other cook and we spent this time together. And then I came up with this idea for additional storage, if you will, and my husband created it right in there, basically, and put it up for me and it's floor to ceiling and it's awesome, and he did that.
Speaker 1:And then we decorated for Christmas and it was just wonderful because it was non-drama and not having to deal with either side's bullshit and you know, yeah, I felt sorry for the people that I went out to their houses Friday and they said, oh no, not Friday but Thursday.
Speaker 2:Thursday or.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving yeah, I'm sorry. Wednesday yeah, they were waiting on like 50 plus more people to come over. So, yeah, we like our little family.
Speaker 2:Yeah, without the drama, no drama.
Speaker 1:So what else?
Speaker 2:I don't understand that whole. Like you know, have people over and you know there's going to be baloney going on, and then there's the drama and the trauma it creates, and everybody's just going to be on their phones anyway. So, which I love, because none of us even had our phones. Mine was up in the office, yours was out of nowhere, faith's was in her room. It was wonderful.
Speaker 1:You were about to say I'm listening to your beautiful voice.
Speaker 2:It's cracking.
Speaker 1:It's cracking, so we might. I don't know how my wife's going to feel this kind of weekend. She has another surgery here in a couple days and we'll see how she feels. Usually, whenever she has a surgery, I try to make her do absolutely nothing Sit on her ass, Like I said. I try, but she's putting on new shingles on her roof or concrete in the driveway or writing another book, 800-page book. Speaking of books, y'all be sure to type in her name in Amazon.
Speaker 2:Or on the Selfie website.
Speaker 1:Or Selfie, selfie.
Speaker 2:S-E-L-L-F-Y and it's fakeandpagesmilesellfycom.
Speaker 1:Y'all have that and pick up some of her books. She's got a plethora of books out there, ranging from different activities, coaching, what else? Her memoir, of course, her story. Narcissistic Parents the A-holes that they are, they're all in there. Us assisted parents the a-holes that they are, they're all in there. And then if you type in our daughter's name, faith Curie Solomon, you'll see that she's written five books. So y'all be sure to this helps support us. You know, buying the books it's not a lot of money and, believe me, we don't make money here and we don't. We should, me, we, we don't make money here and we don't. At a potato smile, we should, but we don't. Um, we would love to know how, but we're not but everything we do we get bad.
Speaker 1:So it comes around, and we didn't. My wife didn't start doing this for the money at all, and we're not continuing for the money. We do it to help people because all I've had never won but a mere thought of me, uh, back when she was going through her darkness, and that don't make politics from whatever, so so what do y'all think about um our daughter, my daughter? Changing her name. She's still gonna go by faith and legally becoming my adopted daughter and in your eyes she's always been.
Speaker 1:yes, y'all don't tell him about Helen what?
Speaker 2:You also say she's your favorite.
Speaker 1:She's just a leftover from when we got what Ow. Hey, I know an advocate, it was her.
Speaker 2:You have always, always said she was yours. I have a text message that you sent to me when she was yours. I have a text message that you sent to me when she was in the NICU about how absolutely stunning and gorgeous she was and that was a long time ago, my friend well, now I'm your friend.
Speaker 1:Oh, good grief. Oh, you take it away. I'm not talking up. No, you grief. Alright, I'm talking up.
Speaker 2:Now, you didn't speak enough and your voice isn't correct? No, I don't think so. No, so what would you like to accomplish by the end of 2024? What would you like to do? No dead air. Remember that was your comment. Dun dun dun.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I haven't thought about it, that was a good time no.
Speaker 2:How about you? I would like to put out another book that I've been working on. I want to finish at least one that's in the pipe hole and get that done In the pipe hole. Yeah, in the pipeline.
Speaker 1:But no, I said pipe hole. Yeah, in the pipe line, but no one said pipe hole. That's like saying flash crevice for your butthole, your what?
Speaker 2:your flash crevice, which you should be getting ready for with your oh god that's coming really you're a dork it's only like a nine foot camera.
Speaker 1:No, yes, it is they said four to five feet that's what we said to comfort you.
Speaker 2:And then we found out no, men have it so easy. You don't have that little duck thing swap inside of you every year at the ob-gyn. You don't give birth. You don't bleed for a week every month. I don't want to hear it. Y'all don't experience shit. When it comes to like the part of crap we have to deal with, I dare you to bring it. Go ahead.
Speaker 1:We have to deal with you.
Speaker 2:And why do you think women came second?
Speaker 1:Because you're the leftover.
Speaker 2:No, it's because he perfected it the second time around. No, I don't think that's how it works. Why do you think that Adam's apple is on the man? Because he got it stuck in his throat. He got what. Adam got the apple stuck in his throat what apple?
Speaker 1:we're not getting biblical if we can't get political.
Speaker 2:You just brought up Adam's why do you think it is that you don't have any issues medically? It wasn't an apple.
Speaker 1:It was the forbidden fruit.
Speaker 2:We don't know if it wasn't an apple. It could have very well been an apple.
Speaker 1:Then they would have said an apple.
Speaker 2:No, or hey, he could have had a banana.
Speaker 1:The forbidden fruit.
Speaker 2:Apples are fruit, bananas are fruit. Are they forbidden?
Speaker 1:Maybe in some places we're still eating them.
Speaker 2:Oh really, if they're forbidden, what is forbidden? What is a fruit that is still forbidden? Can you name one?
Speaker 1:No, because it's gone Like extinct dinosaurs.
Speaker 2:Right, but you're so knowledgeable in biblical aspects of things.
Speaker 1:No, I'm not.
Speaker 2:Then you should be able to answer that question. I just told you which fruit was it?
Speaker 1:The forbidden fruit, which was? We don't know.
Speaker 2:What shape was it?
Speaker 1:Nobody knows what color was it. No one knows other than forbidden fruit. What does that have to do with the fact that men literally don't have to go through shit when it comes to medical stuff?
Speaker 2:Hey you brought it up, and you brought up that women are better than men, why do you think we're the ones that get first?
Speaker 1:Now, our daughter would attest that all day long. You ever get her. No, I'll happily get her no. Uh-huh, now we'll leave her a little butt down there. No, no, she's on the toilet right now. Yes, she is. You just said stop. Okay, and I put it in my top suit of a contagious smile unstoppable hello love.
Speaker 2:I need you up here right now because your dad is talking smart you need to come up here uh, uh, no, no. What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of fate putting you in your place? Is that what you're afraid of? No is that she's gonna call fate a diamond a diamond no, she's a little girl. Yeah, I think so, uh-huh, because I don't understand why you're so afraid. Uh-huh, come on now. I don't get it.
Speaker 1:Aren't we discussing certain topics? How's your session going on?
Speaker 2:with Dana. They're going great, they're going fantastic. And what's it called? Narg? Narg, who's there? Help, I'm Gasping for Air. That's it. That's it. It's a long title.
Speaker 1:I came in that day, y'all were doing question and answer.
Speaker 2:Yes, I am like three inches thick of questions and answers and stories and things that writers or readers and listeners have sent in, that they experienced and it's wonderful and we love getting all of that back. Hey, if you had to give your life a theme song, what would it be?
Speaker 1:Seriously Heck, I don't know. Uh-uh, give my life a theme song.
Speaker 2:What would you give me?
Speaker 1:It's the eye of the tiger.
Speaker 2:That's the song you would give me. I don't know. Do you remember what song you dedicated to me first, rain, what? That's not the title of it she's my kind of ring. Bye by that yeah, all right, come here. So your dad has been talking a bunch of crap. Can you put that down for me now, please?
Speaker 2:thank you been talking a bunch of crap and I said why do men have it so much easier than women when it comes to going to the doctors and stuff? And then he said that men are better than women and I said faith would put you in your place about this. And he said no, oh, it's not censored you can have it alone. Okay, let's calm that down a little but then he said I said you know adam and eve.
Speaker 2:And I said Adam did eat the apple and he has an Adam's apple and he goes it's the forbidden fruit. I said, well, what fruit was it? And so he's all like da-da-da and I said I want to get faith in here Because he's strongly taking the stance that men are stronger than women. And the reason that I didn't say that you said I did not say stronger. What did you say? You said that the reason that they're like cuckoo is because they have to deal with women.
Speaker 1:That's right, thank you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shoot, and you know what I have to say. Now that you're here for a minute, why don't you just take a seat for a second?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Because so so many people want to hear you too, and I've had so many requests because they love listening to the banter of the two of you, and it has been a long, long time. So no, it's quite all right, he was just bragging about you and he even said to everyone you're his sweet boy, seriously See that smile, that's my smile, that came from my house? No, it didn't. Who do you belong to? I'm sorry, say that again.
Speaker 1:No, baby, you don't belong anywhere. Don't let her make you into a slave. Under my rule, you'll be free. What do you mean bullshit?
Speaker 2:I'm on the no-one rules.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:So if you were to bring someone home, who are you more afraid?
Speaker 1:of than me.
Speaker 2:Oh, why are you more afraid of me, mom, mom, mom, mom, I don't know. Yes, everybody you've ever had hang out always wanted me to be their mom. So why are you afraid of me meeting them instead of a sloppy sleepy here? You know who's the softy? Hello, you're dismissed. Dad's a softy. I love him. Goodbye, I love you. So Dad's a socky. Yeah, he says that you're my child, and then, once in a while, they say you're his child, poop. She says that she's yours when she's bad. And you know what I said. How are you doing? What's going on with you? And you know what he said I have to shit On air.
Speaker 2:he says I have to shit. You know what?
Speaker 1:I said, I said the word poop.
Speaker 2:Fine, he says he has to.
Speaker 1:I was being G-rated.
Speaker 2:Since. When.
Speaker 1:Well, I was trying.
Speaker 2:Not when I'm talking about you. Okay, bye, good luck Out, get Hello, how would you describe your dad?
Speaker 1:That concludes tonight. Bye, good luck Out. How would you describe your dad? And that concludes tonight. It's my one stop of all.
Speaker 2:Lazy, holy crap.
Speaker 1:And stop recording.
Speaker 2:And how do you describe your mom?
Speaker 1:We are off the air.
Speaker 2:Yes, we are off the air. Thank you, my president, thank you, my sweet. Okay here. I asked him what his theme song would be for himself and he couldn't name one. But then he said mine, my, what I wanted to explain that wrong thing That'd be his. He said Mine was Eye of the Tiger. No, this will be Angel with the shotgun by the class. I said Also, I'm still going to buy my clothes.
Speaker 1:What do you, angel, with the shotgun? It's a good song actually. Yeah, you'll have to hear it.
Speaker 2:It's actually a really good song. Surprising, because I don't really know her. That's a lot of fun, right, and so if you had to describe your dad in, five words. What would it be, I don't know Lazy, laughing Self-loathing, that's still lazy. Oh, I'm sleepy. No, lazy, lazy what. He has never cheated on me. We were married. No, oh, really, really, that was before we were married.
Speaker 1:The titties I grabbed the other night doesn't count.
Speaker 2:And who just dropped the T word.
Speaker 1:Can you say, titty, can we cover up? I'm sorry, can you click that?
Speaker 2:No, which dwarf would you be? Slippery, slippery, say who. You can say whatever you want, it's unfiltered, okay, which dwarf would I be? Dwarf, dwarf, dwarf, doc, that kind of thing. And who would you be? You'd be Snow White. And when Prince Charming came to give you a kiss, you know what you do you take a pie and go. So I'm afraid I'm going to ask how do you describe me in five letters? Five words Hardworking, hardworking, talented, protective, loyal, loyal, smart. And you know what that means I'm humble, beautiful, aww. If you had to describe faith in five words, what would you say? Very carefully, I'm still feeling my mom's hand, oh he ganged up here.
Speaker 1:Where's Sputko, Sputko?
Speaker 2:you on my side, buddy, he's all mommy boy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's a mommy boy already.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's my boy.
Speaker 1:So five words left. Number one Pain in the ass. Boy, I can't say ass. Ooh, that was a bad one. Don't throw him on my side, boy. No, I don't understand. Shut up, and he's my wife's service dog.
Speaker 2:He's my baby. Okay, five words to describe Faith, because I already have my five for her.
Speaker 1:So she's hilarious, she's sweet at heart. Stubborn Because she's hilarious. She's sweet at heart. Stubborn because she's a freaking redhead. Who? The word is that? What is it? I'm redhead, I got my shoes off. You I ain't got. You know, you're redhead. Where's Jeff?
Speaker 2:Three out of five, you gotta get two more.
Speaker 1:Ain't Am I roughest. And then she's my favorite favorite you're the two.
Speaker 2:Enough words to get your head out of your ass five words intelligent, creative, inspiring there's so many it's hard for me to only pick five. It really is. Is inspiring there's so many it's hard for me to only pick five. It really is Determined.
Speaker 1:It's so hard to pick just five for you, tenacity. Can you tell our listeners to buy your book? You, uh-huh which one. The one that you wrote about me. No, oh, okay. Well then, how about telling them to buy Mom's book?
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know where I'll find it now.
Speaker 1:Our little girl's being shy right now. Who came first in the follow up to the prequel Nar Nar, who's there?
Speaker 2:Name three other books or workbooks.
Speaker 1:I've done. There's a long name of books. No, I don't. Yes, you do.
Speaker 2:Who Keeps First. It's not long.
Speaker 1:No, the other ones.
Speaker 2:Okay, how many books in mind have you read I?
Speaker 1:don't know I won't many books of mine have you read?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I won't read either of them. I don't know mine. Yeah, you read all of hers.
Speaker 1:How many of? Hers have you read how many she got Just five.
Speaker 2:How many have you?
Speaker 1:read. I've read them all.
Speaker 2:No you have not. I've read one, one, one, one one Don't be over there reaching. Don't be over there, reaching Don't.
Speaker 1:we have subjects to talk about tonight On today's episode.
Speaker 2:What are you going?
Speaker 1:to talk about Non-politics.
Speaker 2:I'll give you my description of you in five.
Speaker 1:Nobody wants to hear about us. Yes, they do everybody loves our.
Speaker 2:Here's my five for you, and you can't use any of the same.
Speaker 1:Okay great, let me ask Y'all why are you holding up your middle finger?
Speaker 2:I'm stretching oh you're stretching.
Speaker 1:Okay Y'all, if y'all, like the Harris Panther, write me an email. You don't even check them. Oh, that's right, you probably just blew out 50 earphones right now. Your voice gets so high I don't know so here's my.
Speaker 2:Here's my five words for you.
Speaker 1:Five words for me. Go Soulmate, that's two words, it is hyphenated.
Speaker 2:It's not, it's one word, best friend, you go. That took off your five right there.
Speaker 1:Okay, again, that's two words.
Speaker 2:So now you're a five-word Soulmate, best friend, partner.
Speaker 1:Lover, that's it. Partners are very generic, sexy. Anyone can be your lover.
Speaker 2:No, not anyone can be my lover. No, they can't.
Speaker 1:I'm not. You Wait what.
Speaker 2:You have many Sexy. What are your five for me?
Speaker 1:no, you're nice, you're kind, you're gentle nobody would agree with some of these you're giving me generic. Soulmate isn't generic, best friends aren't generic how many best friends you have, you and Kim, there you go. How many best friends have generic?
Speaker 2:How many?
Speaker 1:best friends you have, you and Kim. There you go. How many best friends have left you?
Speaker 2:One, two. How many of you left me? And Faith, and she hasn't.
Speaker 1:That's because she's a pain in the ass. She's more like a wart on your ass.
Speaker 2:She grows on you, you want me to be Dr Pimple Popper and pop your ass, mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:If you ever go on a website, can they see a thing? Mm-hmm, sometimes someplace, someplace, yeah.
Speaker 2:She's freaking gorgeous, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 1:I can't help but fall in love with her y'all. That's because she's my kid that takes after me. No, that's because she's my kid, then it takes after me?
Speaker 2:No, yes, let's say does she have the big size 15 feet and he's married? And he's off the market.
Speaker 1:Are you serious?
Speaker 2:She looks just like me.
Speaker 1:Thank.
Speaker 2:God hey, I made a gorgeous baby with some ugly ass spare parts. Two pugs and a push doesn't make you anything but a lego. Never mind, what are your five words for me? I already told you what that was it. Not a good partner, not a good wife, not, yeah, do better.
Speaker 1:Nope, I'm done.
Speaker 2:Wow, that hurts. No, it doesn't. Yes, that hurts.
Speaker 1:No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2:Yes, it does. No, it doesn't. Yes, it does. You gave me jadex.
Speaker 1:Will you talk about something else?
Speaker 2:Bring up a subject Computers you want to play with the mouse. Didn't you already have this problem once before with someone else? No, uh-huh, they played with their mouse. What the hell does that mean? Live Clickety-clack of a mouse. Okay. Oh, I don't buy it. I get it too. Yeah, you're left here for it. Okay, why do you?
Speaker 1:remember that again. Talk about microphones Long, hard, useful Really, really, oh my God. You know what, if you don't give me?
Speaker 2:long are useful really, oh my god you know what, if you don't give me my five words and something happens to me on my surgery, you're gonna feel really bad you're comfortable.
Speaker 1:That's one, that's four, it is not.
Speaker 2:I love your hands. Your hands are super sexy comfortable none of these make me go aww, baby, really yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:You want me to make you sound like that? Hmm, later tonight. No, tell me no, I don't know.
Speaker 2:No, I don't have hands.
Speaker 1:Hmm, will you talk about something else? Can I have something else Um Shakira there?
Speaker 2:What the hell is that shit that you're smiling about?
Speaker 1:Loving words.
Speaker 2:To who?
Speaker 1:To my dearest bestest friend I'm vomiting in my mouth. Partner, companion, lover, partner, companion. I'm not the only one Don't miss. It's a pain in my butt. Okay, you're dismissed. Hey, you're getting ready for a colonoscopy.
Speaker 2:How long is the tubing? It's nine feet right Long.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:I don't know how long I'll do. Anyway, I don't have to get in that situation. Technically she might not have to have it at all.
Speaker 1:Okay, see your way out of this conversation, child.
Speaker 2:Okay, here we go. Adult child. She wants to prank you because guess what? It's only like 22 more days before Abby gets here. Yay, hold on. Will I get this proof? It is, and they're the cutest, I love them 25. 25 more days and Abby will be here, and they prank you every day. She is down to work. What are you going to do when she's with us the whole summer?
Speaker 1:Get it lanced off.
Speaker 2:The what.
Speaker 1:Get it lanced, I'll have it surgically removed. I'll do it for you.
Speaker 2:I don't care you don't care, it was my phone. Wow, you know what?
Speaker 1:Y'all. I've said this once and I'll say it again For those of y'all who chastise my wife and I concerning our daughter kiss my ass, because she deserves to basically do and say whatever she wants to a point. So we do allow certain curse words. Certain, no Right, if y'all only knew. Point so we do allow certain curse words. Certain, not all Right, if y'all only knew. Just imagine standing beside a hospital bed and your child cannot talk to you Because all the medical equipment attached to her.
Speaker 2:And they put her in a medical induced coma. There comes that pollen Over two weeks.
Speaker 1:Here comes the pollen on that.
Speaker 2:And all you want to hear. I do distinctly remember you saying two things. One, you get to pick the movie for a complete full year, everything you want, no questions asked. And two, I'll never tell you to be quiet, hush your mouth, stop talking, shut up. None of those, ever again, because I just want to hear your voice. That's right. And you picked one of these when it was her turn and you told her to hush it.
Speaker 1:I heard this shit that comes out of her mouth.
Speaker 2:She gets it from you. She gets it from you. She gets it from you. What's the sign behind your desk?
Speaker 1:It says Burrito Boulevard, okay, and that ends tonight's episode of Take a Smile. Thank y'all for listening. We're not doing this again. You're not doing this again. We have something to talk about other than us, because I know y'all want to hear something else. Thank y'all. This is Michael and Victoria signing off like share. Follow all that. Hoo-ha, hoo-ha.
