A Contagious Smile Podcast
A Contagious Smile is a powerful platform dedicated to uplifting and empowering special needs families and survivors of domestic violence. Through heartfelt stories, we shine a light on the journeys of extraordinary individuals who have overcome unimaginable challenges. Their triumphs serve as a testament to resilience and strength, inspiring others to rediscover their own inner light. Each episode features candid interviews with survivors, advocates, and experts who provide valuable resources and insights to support those on their own paths to healing and empowerment. Join us as we celebrate the power of resilience, the beauty of shared stories, and the unstoppable spirit of those who turn adversity into hope. Let us guide you in rekindling your spirit, because every smile tells a story of courage and transformation.
A Contagious Smile Podcast
A Family's Unconventional Journey: From Trauma to Triumph TRIGGER WARNING
Victoria and Michael open the doors to their new passion project, the "Stucco Squad" – a vibrant, supportive community designed specifically for children with special needs. Named after their service dog (who was in turn named after Victoria's law enforcement nickname), this initiative creates a space where extraordinary kids can connect, celebrate their uniqueness, and participate in engaging activities like coloring contests, themed worksheets, and creative challenges.
Drawing from their personal experiences – Victoria's own special needs journey and raising their daughter with special needs – they understand the profound impact of building self-worth in children who often feel different. "We know what it's like to think of ourselves as not equal," Victoria shares with raw honesty, "and that's not true, because we are way more than equal. We get to travel a journey where every milestone is exciting and celebrated."
What truly sets the Stucco Squad apart is its accessibility. Recognizing the financial constraints many special needs families face, membership costs less than $5 monthly. Children receive official ID cards with badges, and there are plans for a magazine featuring these amazing kids. The Stucco Squad Facebook group serves as the community hub where families can connect and children can showcase their creativity.
Alongside this initiative, they're launching their Podcast Academy with classes on podcasting, social media management, and building a digital footprint – all priced affordably between $24.99 and $49, a stark contrast to similar programs charging thousands. "We want everybody to reach their goals and their dreams," Victoria explains, acknowledging today's economic challenges.
The couple also reveals their upcoming podcast-a-thon partnership with Give Kids the World, an organization working with Make-A-Wish to provide accommodations for families in Florida. Their passion for advocacy extends to domestic violence survivors, with Victoria emphasizing the importance of private communication channels to protect those who've escaped dangerous situations.
Throughout their conversation, Victoria and Michael's genuine connection shines through their playful banter, while their shared commitment to breaking cycles of abuse and creating safe spaces for vulnerable communities forms the foundation of everything they do. Join the Stucco Squad today and become part of this extraordinary journey of celebration, support, and empowerment.
Good evening y'all. Welcome to another episode of A Contagious Smile, unstoppable. You are here with Victoria, the one and only, stucco, his son, rusty Uno and Michael Howdy y'all.
Speaker 2:Hi babe.
Speaker 1:Okay, this dog's got a tail, come on, wow, that's why he's yours.
Speaker 2:Hi, babe. Okay, this dog's got a tail. Come on, wow, that's why he's yours. He's a little wild dog, alright. So what's been going on In the last few days?
Speaker 1:Work cleaning. Honeydew list More honeydew stuff that I may or may not have gotten to. I think you have it pretty easy when it comes to honeydew stuff that I may or may not have gotten to.
Speaker 2:I think you have it pretty easy when it comes to honeydew lists, because I know for a fact you've had some other not honeys that have given you lists of things and they're nowhere at all compatible to one another. I'm not talking about other honeys. Those weren't honeys. Those weren't honeys, those were like molasses. Those weren't honeys, those were like molasses there was OPH, other people's honeys. What.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:It's OPP, yes, not OPH. And yours were not honeys, more of a molasses of unflavoredness. So we're a little behind on the rollout of the Podcast Academy. That's my fault, y'all. No, it is my fault because I had surgery. It's my fault. I decided to do something I haven't done in a few days and go on an OR table Nuts. Yeah. So that will be rolling out here soon.
Speaker 2:I'm super excited that our podcast-a-thon will be coming out and we are teaming up with Give Kids the World, which is a fabulous, fabulous organization that partners with Make-A-Wish and helps Make-A-Wish families have a place to stay while they're in Florida, and this place will literally change your life. It's just amazing and it changed mine. It changed Faith's. We're going to go back down there this year and do some podcasting with some families and some videos and things of that nature, which will be so much fun. So that's on the horizon and I'm pretty super excited that we're doing this big event. We Make a Wish in the summer and we are going to invite all of the kids, alumni and siblings, and wish givers and getters that have yet to obtain their wish to join our stucco squad. Why don't you tell everybody what stucco squad?
Speaker 1:is Stucco squad.
Speaker 2:Tell them about stucco squad.
Speaker 1:Well, it's a squad of stuccos.
Speaker 2:That's pretty simple. How about you elaborate?
Speaker 1:So our main stud, no y'all, not me, not Michael, it's our dog.
Speaker 2:Stucco Jr.
Speaker 1:His name is named after a nickname that I was given back when I was in law enforcement. Yes, they called me Stucco.
Speaker 2:No, not they. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it wasn't they who gave you the nickname. Who gave you the nickname? Who gave you the nickname? You know who, who, you know who. You don't remember, do you? Yes?
Speaker 1:I didn't want to say her name over here why? Because she might come haunt me.
Speaker 2:That's not funny?
Speaker 1:Well, it's not funny.
Speaker 2:That she'd come haunt you. Well, y y'all, that was her best friend next to me before me and she passed away.
Speaker 1:We were best friends for like 30 years. That's that in bad taste?
Speaker 2:I hope no one's offended 30 years but kim would be practical joker like that and call me yeah, after she passed away I got a letter in the mail and says hey, you know, I guess I'm pushing up fertilizer and I, you know, and I know you're gonna get mad at me but you can't kill me because I'm already dead. And that was just her sense of humor and I was like, try not to laugh and cry at the same time at the letter I had just gotten. But yeah, she had a sense of humor, and so just to clarify, why did she call you stucco?
Speaker 1:Because you were stuck on me.
Speaker 2:No it, you were stuck on me. No, it was, you were stuck on me. That's right. Yes, so sure I didn't have you wrapped.
Speaker 1:No, maybe somewhat okay, fine, anyway. So stucco squad, yes, named after my nickname and our main studs. My service dog is named stucco, our golden retriever is named stucco and, um, yeah, so we come up with a little, a little initiation for the stucco squad. The kids get their id cards, they get our vip vip official membership. Uh, yeah, it's, it's. It's got a little badge on the back and it's gonna be fun it's gonna be so much fun.
Speaker 1:We're going to walk around to his park there and meet everyone and meet the families, the kiddos. Yeah, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not just that. Anybody online who is a member of the special needs community or just an everyday happy kid can join the Stucco Squad. They go to Facebook and go under groups and look up either a Contagious Smile Stucco Squad or just Stucco Squad and I'll put the links in in our show notes and then that will get you access. And what's really cool is this is just a club for the Stucco Squad and it has so many cool things like, for instance, we're doing our first contest where I have put up I don't know how many, do you think I did Five or six maybe coloring pages. Yes, and they're all really cute little stucco pictures or stucco with kids, and you pick the one you want, color it in, get mom or dad or yourself to take a photo and upload it to that group page and we're going to give prizes. So that's super awesome. And then we are also really hard because y'all color so well right, so we're going to do that.
Speaker 2:Um, I also just uploaded some fun St Patrick's Day worksheets that aren't really worksheets I don't like that term because it sounds school related but, for instance, coloring pages of like a leprechaun and a pot of gold and crossword not crossword, sorry, word search and I even created a make your own word search so you can make your own and then put it up there and let us see what you do. We're all about celebrating you and how amazing you are, and there's nothing ordinary about our Stucco Squad. Everybody's extraordinary and I'm so excited to have this and we're going to have so many awesome events to have this and we're going to have so many awesome events. We're even doing classes now for mom and dad and grandmas who are listening. What also is really cool is we're not only advocating for special needs. Our daughter has special needs. I'm special needs and because of that, we know what it's like to think of ourself as not equal, and that's not true, because we are way more than equal. We get to travel a journey where every milestone is just exciting and you celebrate it, like some people take for granted the little things, where we just live for them. So one of the things I've learned after advocating in the community of special needs for holy smokies almost 20 years now, that's a kick in the age bucket, thanks is self-esteem, self-wonderman, body dysphoria, scars, things of that nature. So we have put together a academy which is going to have multiple sections within it and it's going to offer classes for everyone to be able to attend, whether it's helping you see how amazing you are in your self-worth, how you wear your scars with bravery, because that just shows your strength.
Speaker 2:There are so many different classes. I think my goal was to do one new class a week and I have gotten so like I don't know if you obsessed isn't the word. I got so ecstatic about having this that I've put up eight this week alone, and so that's just for the Stucco Squad. And then we're going to have our regular podcast powerhouse courses that are going to show you how we have gone from zero followers to millions, how years of school and classes and courses and trial and tribulations and what works and what doesn't work. We've compiled it all into affordability, because today things are tough. Things are tough and it's expensive. Like eggs are like 1050. Are you? Are you serious? So we want everybody to reach their goals and their dreams. So a lot of classes out there. We've seen them from 400 to 6 000 and we're trying to be nowhere near that.
Speaker 2:I think our most expensive class right now is like 49 and I I want to say the average is $24.99. And that's for the social media and the podcasting and the digital footprint and the UGC and all of that. That's where that goes. But for our stucco squads, we are not allowing this to get pricey because we know firsthand how tight money can be. So we're doing memberships where it's not even $5 a month. It's not even. And we will also, if you would like, we will celebrate your amazing little one and put them in a magazine. We're about to start and hold on. I got to go left field for a minute. My husband would not record with me earlier because he said I look tired. Now he is barely keeping his eyelids in the upright position. How is this? We're talking about stucco squad. You should be like I'm an old man, seriously.
Speaker 1:Old man fall asleep sitting on toilet.
Speaker 2:No, no, yeah. So then you talk about the podcast academy for a minute. So then you have to. You know, jaw jack my train of thought.
Speaker 1:You talk so much. What I mean? I mean what I meant dear, what I got you dear I got you, dear easy, greasy, keep it peachy, oh lord, um. So, in reference to classes, courses that my wife has written and and I can attest she'll, she'll write like one in an afternoon and it just floors me, but these are master class level courses. The contents in there, you know the graphics, the, the explanations. You know the graphics, the explanations, the. You know just all the important stuff you need to know concerning whatever topic you're studying.
Speaker 2:Not just that, but tell them how much fun the stucco squat classes are. I mean, yes, the others are very informative and they're going to help you reach your goals. Yes, but right now we're talking about the kids. So how amazing are the kids classes? They're so cute. They are so cute. They have our little redhead golden retriever, my boy, my boy. They have him in there and he is. He is pushing you to um, receive, uh, achieve your goals, and he is just with you every paw of the way. Get it and it's just. Did you pause for a moment? I did. I paused for a moment. Yeah, so it's just so much fun to have your kid get excited about things and their ideas on ways to celebrate, know things that they do on a daily basis and how to overcome society's you know insecurities, because it's not our insecurities, it's society's insecurities and how you can get over that, because these kids are amazing and these are who we should be learning life from. So that's a really, really big deal.
Speaker 2:So all of the links will be in the show notes. I'm hoping in the next couple of days, give me till, like Thursday. Hopefully a podcast will be live, because I'm so methodical about making sure it's just perfect, perfect, that there's no bones about it. So All right, there's no bones about it. So all right, now we've. We've done our little podcast thing and talked about that. Yeah, I don't like it when we plug our stuff. I like it when we plug, you know, talk about everybody else's accomplishment there.
Speaker 1:Victoria, our listeners did come here to listen. Let's talk, okay, about contagious smile, what we do, how we can help Y'all go to contact us If you have a story that y'all want to get on here. You want to come on our show? Write to us and we'll respond back to you. I probably won't because I'm lazy, you're sleeping or I'm working a full-time job.
Speaker 2:I don't do a full-time job. I don't do a full-time job, you do more than a full-time job I do, like six full-time jobs you do.
Speaker 1:And you do it one-handed. You're awesome at it.
Speaker 2:I do want to say I've had a lot of people recently like reach out For those of you who may or may not have checked out our knock-knock who's there? Help, I'm gasping for air show. We get hundreds of comments. Even if they're positive or negative, they're read. We read them regardless because your voice matters and we want you to know that we hear you.
Speaker 2:I had someone ask me if I would write another book to the narc narc, because it has been stated numerous times by both of us that for every like one piece of evidence we put in, there's like 15 more that we didn't. And would we put in another book, giving up the rest of the information? And that that individual found it funny. And my sister from another minister, Dana, was like all right, here comes the Puerto Rican and she's like I'm going to blow up a skirt here and she went nuts over that, like she was not happy and I appreciate that because you know she's real and her new book just came out. So go get that Rising from the Ashes. I was the only person who got to read it before it was out for sale. I finished it before her husband. I'm just saying so you have to go out and get it, because it's a reader, that's for sure. And so I had somebody in a I don't know what you want to call it. I was in a, a group earlier, within a week ago, talking about the numbers that we have, and questions were directed to me about well, you know, you can't make your numbers up. We see them, we know where they are, but how come you're like one of the only people who don't get comments posted on the actual shows and stuff, right, like you don't see very many comments on tiktok or instagram or facebook.
Speaker 2:Well, I've stated from day one not to do it, because one of the things that I do teach and I'm very serious about is, let's say, jane Bagadonuts, you know, got out of a domestic violence situation and she found us and started to follow us. Well, then she was making comments about oh yes, I went through this myself. You know I'm still going through this, or you know whatever they can be found by their comments, and so I tell people all the time write us individually, send us a private message, email us, whatever else. Don't make it public, because people can find you that way, and I love the fact that our listeners, who are our family. They understand that and they don't.
Speaker 2:You know, they don't go out and put stuff out publicly because they are protecting who they are, just like when we have people come on. One of the very first things I say every single time is I will not disclose where you are geographically, I will not give your last name. If you want to use a different first name, we can do that too. That is totally up to you. And if we get done with this recording and you say you know what, I'm nervous, I don't want to put it out, I'll scrap it you've done that in the past I've done it a lot because it's my number one priority is your comfortability and your safety.
Speaker 2:So explaining that everybody else who is in that community understood a little bit better as to why that we, you know, we tell everybody don't make yourself known putting out public comments, because you can be found that way, you know, even if you think, oh well, my ex doesn't have the knowledge or access, but you know what he knows, someone who does. And it's really important to maintain your safety. And even when we have I bet you I have at least another 500 comments or stories and I don't even know about how many Dana has that we read, right? And the thing is is that sometimes people will say, oh, you can say my name or you can say something about me, and I'll say, oh, I had somebody write me that is presumably a high school girl and that's all I'll say right. And then, because I don't know when we're going to get to all of them, we will get to all of them and we always say you know, stick with us, we're going to get your questions and comments on, but even then when I'm reading them, I don't give out any information. I might say something like this is a member of the lgbtq community community. But that's all I give and it's because I want people to know they have a safe space.
Speaker 2:My husband is having a very. Do you want some toothpicks for your eyelids?
Speaker 1:wow, I mean seriously well, I worked a full-time job today. Uh-huh, I drove around, yeah, on my butt uh-huh then I come home and worked no, not really I did.
Speaker 2:Working on the throne is not working well, yeah, so I'm a little tired.
Speaker 1:I try not to be so. Guys it's challenging for me to podcast or do anything with TikTok or Flip or anything social media after you know working all day. I just want to come home and Sleep. Well, eat, shower, sleep. How about that? I didn't add equation, you snuck up beside me.
Speaker 2:No, okay, you want to save that somehow.
Speaker 1:I can't. It's out there that ship has sailed. That's horrible. So kudos to y'all who have made you know successful business out of tiktok or flip or whatever amazon influencer after working you know full-time. Wish I could do it.
Speaker 2:I wish I had energy well, maybe you'll get it after your colonoscopy oh, let's not go there.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 2:because I don't want anyone to go there are you afraid the shit's gonna hit the fan?
Speaker 1:it's something gonna hit the fan, something's going to hit the fan, it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It's not bad. Violating it's not, it's a medical procedure. No, uh-huh, pop goes the weasel. It just like yes, it's not bad, I've had it, it's not a big deal Serious. You got to like suck it up, man, really. Suck it up man Really. It's not painful. They're going to twilight you and you'll be out before they even put an IV in, so it doesn't really matter. You're going to be like count to ten Did he even say one? Or count backwards from ten, and you won't even go. I can't wait.
Speaker 1:They don't give you options, do they About what they're not going to put you under?
Speaker 2:general anesthetic and you won't even go about what. They're not going to put you under general anesthetic because of a colonoscopy. It's just not going to happen. And our daughter is like just can't wait. It's hysterical. Why are you getting a butt sore? What's the problem? I mean, you know I tell people they're getting on my nerves. Get it, my nerve nerves, seriously. Yeah, he's playing with my apple watch, which I don't understand because no, I don't, you can have it. What? What am I going to do with it? I mean, seriously.
Speaker 2:I asked them how do you really operate an Apple Watch when you only have one hand? Okay, I mean seriously, if it's on my nub it'll fall off, and if it's on the other arm I can't push any of the buttons. So it doesn't really work for me and it just kind of sits there. Now, okay, women are going to think very weird when I say this. Not only that, especially being that I am a survivor of domestic violence and I have been stabbed multiple, multiple times. But my husband came home from today, from work today, and on the counter was a gift and it was a knife, and I've always collected knives and so has my husband, and of course, some people don't understand that, why somebody who's been stabbed multiple times would have a knife collection it's not the knife's fault.
Speaker 1:No, it's not the gun's fault. The gun didn't shoot all those people.
Speaker 2:Speaking of gun shooting. So South Carolina had its first execution by firing squad, sweet. They brought the guy out, put a cover over his head, they put a target on his heart Seriously, and he died eight minutes after it began Because he felt like the lethal injection might not be the way to go, because somebody who was in the same prison as him elected lethal injection and it took them like 20 minutes and they thought it was inhumane how he ended up being in pain for 20 minutes. Are you kidding? 20 minutes, that's it Of pain. One of them was murder and the other was multiple murders, I believe. But still, what about the victims? I'm always advocating for that. What about the victims? I bet it was longer than 20 minutes. They didn't get up that morning, put their feet down off the bed and say this is going to be my last day, but then they want to complain of 20 minutes being inhumane. I mean, come on now, that's just crazy.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I like the idea of the firing squad Now. Hopefully they'll bring back the guillotine.
Speaker 2:Either you just got us a lot of new listeners or we just lost a lot. Why would you like to see the guillotine?
Speaker 1:Well, something that traumatic should send, you know, a message to folks now. Hey don't do this, okay, you know, as the red queen said off with her head yeah, but like that woman, um langdon, who was from georgia state university.
Speaker 2:She was brutally assaulted, and I mean intimately, and then she was murdered by illegals that had a very serious criminal record and they were not made to leave. And now, you know, trump put into law the length in law. But I mean, if you're I don't, I'm gonna say this carefully illegal or not illegal, if you have a criminal history of such violent murder, rape, anything to do with kids, I don't think you can be rehabbed. I don't personally believe it because and you know, people are like well, why do you say that, yes, I'm a survivor of abuse? Yes, I can say that because my ex was beating all of the wives before and after. And there's not that kind of mindset. Is not somebody you can rehabilitate, unless you put them somewhere by themselves. Right, then that's different. They're not going to commit the crime anymore.
Speaker 2:Like you know, I've talked to people. They're like well, yes, my ex used to beat me, but he hasn't hit me in 10 years, right? I had a woman that I interviewed and she said I haven't been hit in 10 years. I said I'm going to ask you one question, just one, right? And she goes, sure, and I said has he been incarcerated for 10 years? And she goes how did you know that? I said because he hasn't hit you in 10 years. Because and you can talk about that as an officer too is, as soon as they start hitting you, it's not long before they take it out on the dogs, the cats, the kids, if I mean. And they right. And a lot of times you're like oh, he'd never hit my kid, he never hit my kid. Yes, he will, I promise you he will.
Speaker 2:And when people say no, no, no, he hasn't done anything, he's, he's better it. You know it's. I was right where y'all were. I did something to make him mad. It was all my fault. What did I do? What could I have done different? Blah, blah, blah. But you know what? Somebody else pissed in his cornflakes and he's still going to come back and take it out on you. And I think, if you and we don't, we chose to be better and stop the cycle. We chose to break the cycle so that our kids didn't go through what we went through, right, and there's a big difference. So to use the crutch that well, he was abused as a child. So that makes it okay? No, it doesn't, it absolutely does not and he is not going to go through and get better and whatever. You know, they put my ex through rehab and they put my ex through anger management. He got kicked out of anger management. Please tell me who can get kicked out of anger management. Seriously, that loser? Yeah, that piece of crap got kicked out of anger management, like that's something to be said right there, right, crazy, crazy but we are much happier because we're not with our abusive exes stop the cycle
Speaker 1:absolutely right, yes. And they're still miserable, they're still themselves. Yeah, right, yes.
Speaker 2:And they're still miserable, they're still themselves. Yeah Right, do you believe that somebody who could hurt a child is somebody who can be rehabilitated?
Speaker 1:No, so I spent four and a half years in jail.
Speaker 2:But on the other side of the bars.
Speaker 1:And I watched and took care of the pedophiles that came in there. They did not get rehabilitated, they did not choose a better path.
Speaker 2:They would gossip and about how they got away with stuff, right.
Speaker 1:Where their stories with like a badge of honor on how they lured the kids and what they would say to them. And it was, it was disgusting. So, yeah, there's no rehabilitation for that, that's just.
Speaker 2:I've never understood why, while you're on death row, that they say, okay, well, we're going to let you have congregational visits and we're going to do this, and we're going death row, that they say, okay, well, we're going to let you have congregational visits and we're going to do this and we're going to do that, and then you get to have whatever meal you want as your last meal. I mean, why do these monsters get to have free healthcare, free education, you know, free sex, sorry, and then they get to pick the meal of their choice before they're calmly and quietly put to sleep, right? I mean, let's talk about anybody that was their victim who is brutally taken away from their family, won't ever get to get married, won't get to be a mom or a dad, won't get to see their grandkids, won't get to go and, you know, be the big brother or sister. You know all of the things that are taken away from them. They don't get the last meal, they don't get free health care, they don't get free education.
Speaker 2:But we treat our criminals better than we treat Everyday people like and I don't mean everyday people is in like. You know what I mean. I mean the people who are not incarcerated are treated worse. They, the criminals, have a roof over their head and they get health care and education and and they even get ipads. Now I mean really, I mean, do we want to give them two-ply toilet paper too? You know, and people think that I'm like real far right on the fact that I'm really strong about this.
Speaker 2:Well, you know what, when you have been beaten to death's door on more than one occasion, when you've been beaten to at death's door on more than one occasion pregnant, you know you have every right to be like, hey, it's not okay, and this jackass hasn't done it just to me, there's other people. And it kept happening and he kept getting away with it because our judicial system favors more that way than it does for us, because we get re-victimized on the stand. They, they absolutely just. You know what did you do? Why did you do it? And they take it all like it's all our fault. Okay, go ahead. Whatever you're saying, it's at the bit, keep going. No, I'm good. You're trying to stay awake. I am, but I'm good, go ahead. See you wound up, I know you do my wife is sexy hot and she's mine.
Speaker 1:She's taking y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't believe you did that at Home Depot the other day. I just got glasses, I got glasses.
Speaker 1:My wife walked away from me to go shop it on her own to get whatever, and I took our daughter and, as the Home Depot worker, older gentleman, older than me and I'm 50, walked by her. He was smiling and said something I didn't hear. He was, you know, about 30 feet away and I pointed my finger right at him as he's walking towards me and I yelled she's mine, she's taken. He got a kick out of it. But that's us. We're a very jovial and fun-hearted family. We love pranks. My wife just played a prank on me After coming back from the store. Oh here, baby, here's you some sweet tea.
Speaker 2:I did not say that. I did not say I said I need more cup holders. I said I need more cup holders. I said I need more cup holders and it was not sweet tea and you spit it everywhere. And I do know for a fact faith has one coming tonight for you. A prank tonight. Oh yeah, it is good, it is so good it is it's going to get you.
Speaker 1:This is going to be a good one.
Speaker 2:It'll wake you up.
Speaker 1:No, yeah no.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're not sleeping until in the morning.
Speaker 1:Until the morning, uh-huh, what's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2:Like you're not going to go to sleep now and stay asleep until no, it's not no, no, like you're not going to go to sleep now and stay asleep until.
Speaker 1:No, it's not Go to bed early. No, because we wake up early.
Speaker 2:No, no, you wake up to play video games. Let's call a spade.
Speaker 1:a spade and to make your breakfast.
Speaker 2:You pop out something that's frozen into a toaster.
Speaker 1:That's still me making your breakfast every day. I get your vitamins, your vitamins, your vitamins. I get your vitamins, your vitamins, your vitamins, I get your tea.
Speaker 2:I make your tea. You came home the other day. You had a German chocolate cake that I made waiting for you.
Speaker 1:First time in 20-something years.
Speaker 2:It's not the first time.
Speaker 1:Really A German chocolate, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It is not the first time. First time I recall. Well, go figure, you had red is not the first time. First time, I recall. Well, go figure, you had red velvet not that long ago. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I made your tea, yeah, but this German chocolate wasn't. Yeah, that's right, hush it. The house was all clean. The floor smelled all nice and smelling good, even though we have three four paws running around. Yep, mm-hmm, uh-huh. And then what does my husband do? Plays video game and watches movies with our kid. Yep, and what do I do?
Speaker 1:work, work so let's end this podcast and you don't watch a movie you're not gonna watch a movie.
Speaker 2:You're gonna go make one in your dreams and go to sleep. Probably I'll have to get Faith to keep you awake. Alright, take us out. Oh well, everybody, thank you for listening. Look out for our podcast academy and join our stucco squad. We're going to have so much fun. It's going to be great. It's going to be so much fun and we can even send out birthday cards and we have all sorts of awesome stuff coming with this Stucco Squad. So join us and we will talk to y'all soon.
Speaker 1:Bye y'all.
Speaker 2:You waited too late.
