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A Contagious Smile Podcast
A Contagious Smile is a powerful platform dedicated to uplifting and empowering special needs families and survivors of domestic violence. Through heartfelt stories, we shine a light on the journeys of extraordinary individuals who have overcome unimaginable challenges. Their triumphs serve as a testament to resilience and strength, inspiring others to rediscover their own inner light. Each episode features candid interviews with survivors, advocates, and experts who provide valuable resources and insights to support those on their own paths to healing and empowerment. Join us as we celebrate the power of resilience, the beauty of shared stories, and the unstoppable spirit of those who turn adversity into hope. Let us guide you in rekindling your spirit, because every smile tells a story of courage and transformation.
A Contagious Smile Podcast
Pass the Skittles and Hide Your Shoes: Adventures with ALL of Us Including Abby
Ever wondered what happens when you throw together a redhead, a redneck, and a family dynamic that thrives on elaborate pranks? This raw, unfiltered episode takes you straight into the chaotic heart of family relationships where shoes get thrown in restaurant parking lots and trucks become canvases for bird droppings and marshmallows.
But beneath the laughter lies something deeper. When our conversation shifts to children caught in divorce crossfire, we don't hold back. From personal experiences to heartbreaking stories of kids shuttled weekly between homes, we explore the real cost of parental battles. "It's not fair," becomes the recurring theme as we advocate for children who never asked to be pawns in adult conflicts.
The contrast between our lighthearted family antics and these profound reflections mirrors real family life – where profound conversations about childhood trauma might be immediately followed by a heated debate about whether all Skittles actually taste the same. Our impromptu blindfolded taste test brings welcome comic relief before we dive back into family dynamics.
You'll hear unvarnished truths about blended families, co-parenting challenges, and the lasting impact of childhood experiences. We don't claim to have all the answers, but we offer authentic perspectives from people who've lived through the complexities of modern family relationships.
Whether you're navigating co-parenting challenges, curious about blended family dynamics, or simply enjoy unscripted family banter, this episode delivers raw honesty wrapped in humor that can only come from people who genuinely care about each other – even when they're plotting their next outrageous prank.
Join our conversation, and perhaps find some comfort knowing that families everywhere are finding their way through similar challenges with whatever combination of love, humor and occasional chaos they can muster.
Good evening. Welcome to another episode of a Contagious Smell Unstoppable. This is one you've been waiting for, Ladies and gentlemen. Not only do we have the red head and the red neck, we have my favorite knees. What's up?
Speaker 2:I'm good. What was that?
Speaker 3:Choking on the Skittle Wow. So Howdy y'all.
Speaker 1:What was that? Choking on the Skittle, wow. So what are y'all? We always talk about you, I always talk about you, and he's like, oh God, she's almost here.
Speaker 3:Oh look, I'm here.
Speaker 1:And the thing is is that we always talk about the pranks and all the things that y'all do to each other and how much fun it is. Like we went to dinner tonight and my husband took her shoe because she was kicking him from the back seat and he threw it in the parking lot of the restaurant.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and then I climbed over his seat and grabbed it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, these are common things. He even took her clothes once and threw them out the window.
Speaker 3:That was not fun.
Speaker 1:And then he locked you out, right.
Speaker 3:He did. But then I taped the refrigerated downstairs truck and his doors on his truck and his work vehicle.
Speaker 1:Oh, and you also put bird crap all over it.
Speaker 3:I did put bird crap all over your truck.
Speaker 1:No, there's more than that. What else was there? Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:That was it, debra. I put marshmallows in front seat, I put cold milk and stickers all over your truck.
Speaker 4:Which are still there, yep, I can give them a little bash it off.
Speaker 3:I have videos documenting all of this.
Speaker 1:Oh, the best video she played in the car with all the girls today Don't let the dogs eat your Skittles. Give that one to Michael. The dogs will eat out of the trash, Uh-huh. So what video did you play for everybody while he was sleeping?
Speaker 3:Snoring I don't snore.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, you do. Grab me over my phone and grab Faith. So this has been a week, to say the least.
Speaker 4:Oh, wait, wait. First of all, let's congratulate Victoria and her success. If y'all go to, is it Amazon?
Speaker 1:What are you talking about? Amazon Number one podcast? That would be Apple. Apple, tell them about it. We were number one on there. Also, we were the featured podcast numerous times on Amazon as their featured podcast, and that's all.
Speaker 4:Thanks to y'all listeners.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, till Abby pushes play.
Speaker 4:Static.
Speaker 2:All static, all static.
Speaker 4:That was not me snoring. Yes, it was. There's your face.
Speaker 1:That was some gravel Uh-oh, and everybody in the vehicle was stunned at how fast he fell asleep. It was like before. Everybody was like we didn't even count to five.
Speaker 3:You were dead to the world. You were. You were looking at me a little a little. You were, and then you took my fright and threw it at me.
Speaker 4:I don't think so.
Speaker 1:You got to talk to the mic, not that mic, this mic.
Speaker 4:I was just leaning.
Speaker 1:All about picking on.
Speaker 4:Michael.
Speaker 1:He says he doesn't fall asleep in under five seconds, really, and that he doesn't snore.
Speaker 3:I just showed video evidence that he snores.
Speaker 1:Yes, cap Green, we're having a Skittle party. I don't know how many my titanium jaw will allow. You have coffee on your nose, faith.
Speaker 3:My drink is. I don't know where my drink is. It's right there. I know I brought it in here. Yeah, michael stole my drink is. I don't know where my drink is. I know I brought it in here. Yeah, michael stole my drink earlier and did what what good uncles do?
Speaker 1:chugged it in front of me and what else, oh, so let's talk about no let's talk about how, when we went to the airport to get her, we arrived at like six something, yeah it was close to seven, and then for your airport.
Speaker 3:I got there at five.
Speaker 1:Right, and then I didn't get you from the gate until 1230. Now here's what's so funny is I actually did a live, which is kind of scary, but I did a live and if she farts I'm buying her like 10 books or something. That's one of your gifts he has in his mouth he's cleaning with. I know we advocate against abuse, know that right. I'm just saying it was an accidental yeah right, there was a food fight in a steakhouse tonight we don't know anything about it up under my chair.
Speaker 1:you look like a toddler from not one, not two, but three people.
Speaker 3:No, there was four, my little one on the left did it too. He is a toddler. That's why he made the mess.
Speaker 1:Yes, so while I was waiting, I was chatting. I'm going to let you hear some of these videos of this gentleman Not on air, his name is Mucksticky. He is freaking, hysterical, right Hilarious. So he was on on.
Speaker 1:No, don't look him up yet, and so so I gotta put my skittles down and so he was doing a live and I was on there with him and then he was like okay, take a smile, what's up? I'm coming on the podcast. And I was like awesome. And then he goes, what you up to? And I said I'm at the bleeping, bleeping atlanta airport where I've been for five and a half hours. So he was like he was enjoying some things while he was live and so he was like dude man, go up to one of the PA systems and blare muck sticky music. And if you listen to muck sticky music, you'll know that that would not only get me escorted out of the Hartsfield Airport, it would get me banned from the Hartsfield Airport.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's nice. No more tricks for me to that.
Speaker 1:No, michael would just pick you up. Oh, it would be hilarious, he would pick you up.
Speaker 3:I don't want him to pick me up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be your, I think it would be legend. So here's the thing who gets lost going into a parking lot?
Speaker 3:Michael Greenzy. Hey, who gets lost at the airport. The last time you picked me up, elevator for the hospital, hospital again.
Speaker 4:Okay, this one time At band camp. At band camp, faith and I went to find the vehicle. Hi, we got on the elevator at the parking garage. No, in the hospital, in the hospital, that's right and I swear, every time we went to a floor it looked exactly the same. Most hospitals do no we thought we were in the Matrix. It was one of those moments.
Speaker 3:You thought you were in the Matrix.
Speaker 1:He is in the Matrix.
Speaker 3:Faith is smart enough to you know. Not think that because she doesn't have the brain of a child.
Speaker 2:Who's the better driver? Mom you, but man. Almost a whole entire video was like that. I laughed.
Speaker 1:Who's the better?
Speaker 2:driver.
Speaker 3:Mom, you, you're a breast-sink dog.
Speaker 1:He gets this nasty ball from outside and he comes in here and it smells in his mouth because he's been carrying it and then he drops it. They think they're talking about Michael again. We are talking about Michael again. We're talking about Stucco the original. No, the second, the second. We're talking about Stucco, the original no, the second, the second. You're so pretty. Who's the easier to talk to? Parent Victoria? Come on now. Who sleeps the most? That one, Michael. Who works the most? That one, Michael.
Speaker 2:They can't see me pointing.
Speaker 3:Victoria, michael, michael, michael, they can't see me pointing and working on nerves doesn't count, is it? He doesn't. It's literally his dick.
Speaker 1:Who's the parent you'd go to if you were in trouble?
Speaker 3:Mom, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Thank you.
Speaker 3:I feel like he could be useful in some situations. Please tell me one.
Speaker 2:I'm getting lost, I'm getting lost, I'm getting lost. I think your flight arrived early.
Speaker 1:Yeah. So if you were in trouble, who would you call first? Who, if you're bringing a date home, would you be more afraid of them meeting?
Speaker 3:uh, and they ain't coming here. I'm a cool parent. It still doesn't mean they're coming here. Why my dad's scary?
Speaker 1:okay, I will give a story. This is pre-marital to my husband. Okay, so I was helping with these three kids we will not say their names because they're minors. One of them started to date this guy and he brought she brought the guy there and now dad, okay, people supposedly were afraid of dad who was on the bomb squad.
Speaker 1:Okay, and in walks this boy and I am cleaning this is pre-amputation, obviously and I'm cleaning my fingernails with one of my knives and he walks in, get off my foot. And the girl walks over and she was like hey, I just want you to meet my boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. And I was like oh, I'm making snacks. Do you want something to eat? And he was like oh, that would be great, like burping and farting and stuff. And I'm like, okay, you're going back to whatever. Can she kicked from?
Speaker 1:So I go in the kitchen, I come back back and I brought this plate and I made cocktail weenies and I took my knife and I went want one, get it. And so he was like I said how old are you? And he was like I'm 18. And I said have you ever wondered what beneath the jail looks like? Under the jail looks like Are you at all curious. And he was like like oh, but you're not her mom. And I was like oh, duh, I don't have to be, because that's how he talked, and so it was kind of fun. And then I was like so, um, where's your favorite hiding place? He's like why? I was like I just thought I'd like to know.
Speaker 1:And then by the end of us having a casual conversation, he had the nerve to say, okay, whoever that woman is is 10 times more scarier than your bomb tech dad. And I was like you know that's. I almost take that as a serious compliment because I don't have to, like put the whole bomb squad thing in effect to make it scary. But I'm very protective of those I care for. She's messing with Stucco. I am just very protective of those I care for, and I have to say that this week has been something all right Because it has been involving me being very hands-on and last, very hands-on handling a Look at me.
Speaker 1:She's talking to the dog Handling a domestic and the children involved and it's. It's heartbreaking because I don't understand adults thinking when it comes to how some people talk in front of their kids. What have you got to say over there? They're? You're never this quiet. I don't understand. Are you worried?
Speaker 4:I'm looking at how beautiful you are. What, what I always look at how beautiful you are, what I always look at my beautiful wife Uh-huh, Normally you're sleeping.
Speaker 1:Complaining that I'm wearing makeup.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sleeping you don't need makeup woman.
Speaker 4:You do. I need makeup Because I'm fugly.
Speaker 2:At least you know it. I'm a pretty puppy.
Speaker 1:You're so smiley so why is it that?
Speaker 4:so you asked me a question yes, I did take your business to the bedroom, okay, and quietly yell at each other I don't, maybe in silence. Don't let your laundry out for the kids in here they don't.
Speaker 1:First of all, it shouldn't ever be in the bedroom. There should never be argument in the bedroom period well, they're not going to go outside.
Speaker 1:Leave the kids alone some of them do oh, you're right, they do but there's another place in the house that somebody can go and have a discussion, but there's no reason to do it in front of the kids. And I'm talking about arguing. Keep it right, I'm talking about arguing. I mean, I don't understand some conversations in some. Adult business needs to remain adult business and don't interact it with the kids. And okay, even if you are in the process of a divorce or you are contemplating a divorce and separation, there is no reason. There is no reason. I'm serious, hold on. There is no reason. I'm serious, hold on. There is no reason. When a couple is pre-separation or pre-divorce, where they should be using their children as tug of war against one another. You should never badmouth the other parent in front of the children, and you never. I mean, let's be real and in all fairness, nobody here can say I've ever bad mouthed wife, one of his ever right I've never talked bad about her.
Speaker 1:The, the biological mother of the other two. I've never talked bad about her have. I had plenty of reason to his mom, talked trash about her and I didn't even air it because I didn't want to hurt the kids, right? But the thing is is that you don't do it. It's just not done. It's just not something you want to do. You don't want to hurt these kids, but people don't seem to take that mentality and they just want to do. You don't want to hurt these kids, but people don't seem to take that mentality and they just want to degrade their one-time partner to their children and then make the children tainted against the other parent, and there's no benefit to that. There's nothing positive that's going to come out of this. And then then who suffers the most? It's the kids, because and you know what I'm sorry, you know.
Speaker 1:I remember growing up I used to wish on my birthday cakes for my parents biologically to get divorced. That's what I wished, my first birthday wish that. I remember I was turning five and I remember wishing they would divorce. And I remembered wishing I would get to go and be with my grandparents full time and one of the children that I am being so honored to help. I just wish that I got to meet her in a different circumstance. She is like, I don't even know how to say it. Thank you, baby, don't go. She goes one week to one house and one week to the other, and I asked her and I said what if you want, like, what are your stuffed animals?
Speaker 1:and you left your stuffed animal at your other place. Now she's a young kid, right, we're not being being generic. We'll say she's under. She's not even a preteen. We'll say, say that. And she's still a little girl.
Speaker 2:Now she's being made to grow up very quickly, which is not fair.
Speaker 1:She is smart. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Is that, what if you left your favorite stuffed animal at the other place, you know, and then you or you left something else over there. Like it's not fair, because the two parents can't get along, for whatever reason. They got along long enough to get it in, get it done and get it out. I mean that's what it is. They ended up with an offspring from it. So why can't they have a little respect for the kid who had no party in it whatsoever about the fact of the delusion of the unionship, right? So why are these kids being made the pawns and they are the ones having to go through it? It's not fair.
Speaker 1:You know, be civilized enough so that the kids aren't going from one to the other, to the other. I mean, you know, not even every other week. I mean that's so sad. I can't imagine, and I guess I'm really lucky in that aspect. But in a way I did do it, because I would spend weekends and summers and stuff on my grandparents, thank God. But I can't imagine every other week. You know, how do you do that, how do you? How do you? I mean, and it's the, it's the one who's really paying the price of it's the kids, because, think about it, oh, I have my best friend's birthday. I can't go because I gotta. It's my weekend with dad, or you know, I gotta go here, I gotta do this, and then they're both single. So what about when they're in the process of dating or going through that process? Or then they find somebody and they get remarried and they have siblings and it's a blended family and it's all these other.
Speaker 2:Also missing a lot of schoolwork or sometimes when they're at another parent's house.
Speaker 4:Right, right, missing a lot of schoolwork. So, as a child of divorced parents at a young age, and yours did a number on you one parent lied about the other parent badly like, and so I resented that parent for 30 years, 10 years, no, it was longer than that and then, every time that parent would come pick us up for a visitation.
Speaker 1:When they could get you.
Speaker 4:I would have a hesitation when it wasn't withheld A distrust.
Speaker 1:Right, I'm trying to get your lemon skittle, so oh too bad.
Speaker 3:Oh wow, did you buy those. If y'all are getting divorced, I did, I bought those for my. Oh wow, did you buy those? I did. Have I not been feeding you every time you've been here since?
Speaker 1:Inception, did I not take you for a steak dinner and appetizers and dessert? Did I not take you shopping and pay for something? But I paid you back.
Speaker 3:For once, I paid you back every single time Because you bought me those books and I paid you back the $20 that I owed you. Herb, a Skittle Okay.
Speaker 4:Letfield Thanks.
Speaker 1:The point is that I always take care of you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but my Skittles.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm gonna, every one of them. I'm gonna pull a. Michael. Hey, you don't want to prank me. Does she want to prank me? Herb, my Skittles. I don't want to prank me. Does she want to?
Speaker 3:prank me.
Speaker 1:I don't normally ever turn my phone I normally don't share my microphone, eric, watch how fast this turns um yeah, you got the hotch for Eric.
Speaker 4:Oh, I don't yeah, because you're the hotch for his wife. I mean, I've already said that she did.
Speaker 1:She got you. She said you have the hotch for the wife.
Speaker 4:No, I'm happily married, can?
Speaker 1:you swat him with your shoe.
Speaker 4:I can she already did it twice?
Speaker 1:I didn't see it.
Speaker 2:No, no, boo-hoo.
Speaker 1:Carry on. So what you're saying? I'm gonna go complain, go ahead. So your dad what?
Speaker 3:My food.
Speaker 1:Here, give me your hand. No, okay, hey, ah, don't reach for a one-handed woman. What are you doing? Don't take my food. I have supplied your food and your drinks here. I didn't take that. I didn't eat this one.
Speaker 4:Is that a black one? Uh-huh, you know what Is it liquor? It li what Licorice? You know what Is it licorice? It's lic what Licorice? Is it? What Licorice? It's great. It's great, it's purple.
Speaker 3:You want it. No, okay, did you know? All the Skittles technically taste the same. They're not different, they're just the coloring's different and it makes your brain taste different.
Speaker 4:Seriously Okay, let's do a blindfold test.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Let me seriously. Okay, let's do a blindfold test.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, let me do a blindfold test, honey, okay, no, let him finish saying what he was gonna say. All right, close your eyes. I'm not gonna tell you which one it is. Oh, I'm done, but no, it's important. It's important for you to say it Open your mouth. Ah, open your mouth, close your eyes. I got a big, big surprise.
Speaker 2:Come here what Ow.
Speaker 1:If I get a fruit hand here, it always falls. Why did you fall down? How did you fall off a bench? Hey, but thanks for the lemon. Oh goodness, I ate the lemon while you were falling. Seriously, yeah, it's all a brain game. What? It's all a brain game, right? All right, close your eyes. I don't have a brain, would you?
Speaker 2:I do. Wait go ahead, All right go ahead.
Speaker 3:Close your eyes. What flavor.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Nope, it's purple.
Speaker 4:Nope you said they all taste the same?
Speaker 3:I don't know what color here?
Speaker 1:try this one, see how many you get right Open. I only picked a wedgie out. What flavor? Orange, no.
Speaker 4:Yes, it was.
Speaker 1:I thought that one I gave it was red. Well, the first one was yellow. I can't tell the difference, see. So why are you complaining that I ate your yellow? That doesn't make sense. But watch now.
Speaker 3:We're eating my Skittles. I'm going to go complain To whom? Let me have that one.
Speaker 1:Do you know what your mom did? Oh goodness, what did she do now? She gave 411 information on how to prank you. Huh, nice, yeah, nice to know. She did, she did, she did, she did. Good stuff, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 4:What'd you do?
Speaker 1:Long one. What are you going? You gonna do lots of things. Oh no, discuss the nastiness the other day. I'm trying to eat something okay what? And I haven't eaten because I've been working till like 1 30 in the morning and then I'm not even getting my other work done. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, I'm trying to take a bite or something to eat and my husband goes oh, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1:That's great. Even Stucco turned tail and ran my stucco. My sweet boy, my sweet boy had to go the other way. And I'm like that is nasty. And just when I'm like that is nasty, and just when I'm like okay, can I try to eat my little snack before I go back to work again, no, this one, the love of my life, little kitten, junior, that my little faith, goes over and runs over to michael and goes silent but deadly. My butt will you kiss? And runs and I am like why do y'all hate me? Because now I am. But now I'm getting like the formula where even the dogs are like no, thank you, they can. I'm telling you their farts should be bottled up. We would never have war again and if we use their gas the gas prices would drop down. So nasty, so nasty. But I know the family that farts together stays together.
Speaker 4:That's right, we know oh, she's not a woman for my life what I've got to put up with her for a month in the summer. Maybe, what do you mean? Maybe, maybe longer.
Speaker 3:Yep, don't give me a mild cardiac heart attack. Not my heart, your heart can't handle it A mild heart attack it's a moment. Yes, you know, you're old.
Speaker 2:Yes, at least you established that Give me something.
Speaker 1:We're each going to say something that we thought was hilarious, and people will either think this is funny or not funny anything I have to tell you people who listen to Narc Narc, who's there? Help. I'm gasping for air with myself, and Dana know that my biological egg donor was a piece of shit. So so that my biological egg donor was a piece of shit, okay, so so, with that being said, faith drew her a picture once, and it was I have. I photocopied the picture. It's an old lady and look at her face and then no, no, no, I'm not talking about that one and it's a kid handing her a bucket and says kick it.
Speaker 3:Kick the bucket. Wait, are we saying things that are funny? That happened. Can I say the thing that happened about the kitchen in the morning with the jar? What?
Speaker 1:And the bone. Yeah, it was you, but just clean it up a little bit. So we have a cookie treat box.
Speaker 3:A dog treat box that has a bone on it.
Speaker 1:It's an actual dog bone, really, and she thought it was a male appendage, male genitals, genitals.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, but from the angle it was cut in half.
Speaker 2:Can you?
Speaker 4:bob it.
Speaker 1:All right, thank'all for listening oh she said I bet uncle Michael's is smaller than a glue stick. Okay, this show's over. No, we're not good night. All in favor to continue. You're all voted? Continue, all right, give us a good memory there. Uh, gluey. Give us a good video. No, I can do a minion. That's about it. I don't have any. You have no good.
Speaker 3:That's just horrible and sad I been sleeping for his five hour nap With all the leprechauns and the sharks and the scoops.
Speaker 1:And the motorcycles, while he was having ice cream with nuts and bolts.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, and something about flying a plane underwater.
Speaker 1:And I think it's fantastic that you embrace the fact that your dog is in the community. We have learned that my husband, your dog, is in the community. We have learned that my husband's dog is gay.
Speaker 4:Okay, let's get technical okay.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, that's technicalities that he somehow knows when you are confined.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna have so much fun with this. I'm gonna have so much fun with this. Go ahead, consensual sex.
Speaker 1:So you better watch it, because this is what I advocate for. No, it's my dog. No, it's not. It was your dog who stuck his little lipstick twister into my dog. Pretty sure your dog, damn he's a hoe well he takes after his father. No, you, the original.
Speaker 2:Yeah the original.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you guys are hilarious, I know that right.
Speaker 3:We know. That's why we make jokes and laugh at them.
Speaker 1:That's why we're number one. We laugh at you.
Speaker 2:Give us a funny dad or uncle Mike moment. What?
Speaker 1:Okay, okay. So when Michael finally got his head out of his derriere, when Michael finally got his head out of his derriere. There's more than a couple. But okay, yeah, you had it made. You went to camp and I let's talk about this. Okay, she goes, zip your pie made. You went to camp and I let's talk about this. Okay, she goes, zip your pie hole. She goes to camp when we're moving here.
Speaker 3:I need to bring it out of my ear before I shove something where it doesn't belong.
Speaker 1:So she goes to camp while we're moving into this house, right, he works every day while the moving truck and everything is coming and I'm here unpacking. No, I'm not one-handed.
Speaker 3:I'm not making that joke.
Speaker 2:She, so she put shaving cream and lotion all over his brand new truck. I want to put a sign on the whole cluster.
Speaker 1:So she put shaving cream and lotion all over his brand new truck.
Speaker 2:It wasn't that good before, so you cannot put that.
Speaker 3:I don't trust it. It is slightly opened. I don't trust it, michael, what did you do to it? It's probably actual dog poop. It's not, it's chocolate.
Speaker 1:I don't trust you to do do to it. It's probably actual dog poop.
Speaker 3:It's not, it's chocolate. I don't trust you didn't do something to it, though oh, I Did. You finish your story, I guess so.
Speaker 2:Left field, kiss, kiss.
Speaker 1:My shoe Arse.
Speaker 3:We're going British for that Arse, arse, arse. We're going British for that. Arse.
Speaker 1:Arse, arse, arse. Say yes today. Sean Connery, I wish, isn't it Arse Shaken, not stirred. Best 007 ever. Sean Connery, if you say you don't know who James Bond is, I did not say that. It registered in my head as soon as I said 007 ever. Sean Connery, if you say you don't know who James Bond is.
Speaker 3:I did not say that. It registered in my head as soon as I said 007. I actually had a conversation with my parents about James Bond. I don't remember what it was about. I just remember my topic was him. Besides the point, whatever his name is over there wanted to go to bed, but me and Faith was not going to get out of his bed. We were going to sit with Victoria and talk to her. So he decided to go into our room and go mess with stuff and we slept. I sat there because I had a dog in my lap and I quite like this dog. I'm not going to move this dog out of my bed.
Speaker 4:That was a sweepie.
Speaker 3:Exactly, but my computer was sitting on my bed so I yelled quite loudly If you break my computer, I break your head With a frying pan.
Speaker 1:You know we're anti-violent Right.
Speaker 3:I hypothetically do this. I hypothetically do this.
Speaker 2:I don't trust him. I made sure he would not play the computer.
Speaker 1:Are you going to fart? No, because he went chasing y'all with a huge water gun last night.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you sprayed me. I didn't move, but you sprayed me and got your bed all wet, so ha, ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1:It was only on his side, though, but then Stucco took that nasty ball and dropped it on his pillow? Yes, this is just the pranks in life that we do. He'll sleep through it. He'll sleep through it.
Speaker 3:He'll sleep through a tornado. My sister sleeps through hurricanes and tornadoes.
Speaker 2:Hold this.
Speaker 4:You flew through a tornado to get here.
Speaker 1:You did. That's how much she loves us. That's good parenting.
Speaker 4:Jeremy, Way to go buddy.
Speaker 3:Don't name drop.
Speaker 4:Oh, I already did, jeremy, that's your brother.
Speaker 3:That's your brother, that's your brother, that's your brother well, we, okay. So we got to the airport and the tornado server went off right when we got. Then we got out of the vehicle. Did we care?
Speaker 1:no, we were still going to pull out your thing because your hair got wet. Whoa, you pulled out your towel.
Speaker 3:No, we take the elevator up.
Speaker 1:You took an elevator in the middle of a hurricane.
Speaker 4:We took an elevator. We're from Kentucky.
Speaker 3:We're from Florida.
Speaker 1:So you get in. You actually got into an elevator. We got into an elevator when there's lightning, thundering and a hurricane. We did. We went on one floor because we were getting and both of you numbnuts, it's not a hurricane in Kentucky, it's a tornado. You said hurricane no, we can rewind this shit, that's fine. We can rewind this stovetop stuff. No, we're going to rewind this shit, that's fine. We can rewind this stovetop stuff.
Speaker 3:And it was no, we get Okay. So we take the elevator with two of the trash people workers. They were very nice ladies, anyway. So we're walking. We go to walk across the like giant thing that you take from the parking.
Speaker 1:The bridge.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we go to walk across it. I already in college bridge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm already in college. Hey, it is past my bedtime. When he sees what time it is in a minute, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4:It's a quarter to two in the morning.
Speaker 1:I've got to get up in two hours, Excuse me. You decided to go to bed at 7 and you just woke up at 11, so zip that.
Speaker 3:We walk across the bridge but then it starts like the wind is like pushing us, so we go into a corner.
Speaker 4:Was it pushing real good?
Speaker 3:So we go into a corner to kind of wind it out.
Speaker 1:But we didn't realize did you say wind it out, wait. You said wind, all right yeah, we're gonna realize I don't what exactly.
Speaker 4:Uh, no, I'm not the school system sucks in Kentucky.
Speaker 3:We also wanted to wait out the wind and the rain, to wait for it to stop trying to shove us off, and we don't realize there's a gap above us and one of the stones is downpouring. You know, we got soaked and so we went into the stone staircase and I threw my hair up in the towel because my hair was stopping wet and I was not walking around the airport with dripping wet hair to get hypothermia or something else.
Speaker 3:Airports are cold. You can take your head off of me, me all you want. They didn't change anything they won't change it.
Speaker 4:You're an idiot. Uh oh, let's go in a.
Speaker 3:I was not the adult in this scene.
Speaker 1:Hey, hold on, let's talk about a great song by Aerosmith called Love in an.
Speaker 3:Elevator what about it?
Speaker 1:it's about him, isn't it? He did something in an elevator it's a great song.
Speaker 2:I don't have a closet Love in an Elevator. What about it? It's about him, isn't it? He did something in an elevator, it's a great song.
Speaker 4:I don't remember that song.
Speaker 1:He did the Ippity Dippity.
Speaker 3:He's in Sky.
Speaker 1:I have it, so it wasn't with me. What you sure were, slut Tramp. Ho, they made a garden utensil after you because you planted seeds in so many gardens. What are y'all?
Speaker 4:talking about.
Speaker 1:The fact that you're a slut. If we were the Golden Girls, you would be Blanche.
Speaker 4:Really, I'm Blanche.
Speaker 1:Yep, you would. She has a pulse. So who would be? Sophia, Rose and Dorothy?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I've seen the show a long time.
Speaker 1:So, out of the seven dwarves, who would? Who be?
Speaker 2:He's sleepy.
Speaker 1:Not dopey, I'm always dark.
Speaker 3:When I was a kid, I dressed up as Batchful. I have the shirt still.
Speaker 2:Who else?
Speaker 3:I don't remember all the seven dwarves' names, I just remember Sleepy, sleepy.
Speaker 1:Dopey Doc.
Speaker 3:Dopey sounds like he's on something.
Speaker 1:Bashful You'd have to be Bashful. Anger management no, she'd be Bashful because she's shy at first he would also be Grumpy.
Speaker 3:He would be his entire personality Sleepy and grumpy.
Speaker 4:That's five.
Speaker 3:Doc, oh look, he can count. I didn't know his education went that far.
Speaker 1:It won't go over the fingers, it won't even Sneezy, who can?
Speaker 2:name the reindeer.
Speaker 3:Oh, I can Go. I knew she was going.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can.
Speaker 3:Go.
Speaker 1:I knew she was going to do the song. Go ahead, donner and Blitzen, comet and Cupid.
Speaker 3:Now I've learned the song. I can't do it.
Speaker 1:Can you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious backwards?
Speaker 3:No, I can say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, and I can spell it the more I'm writing it. I can't spell it that well.
Speaker 1:You know, you can say it backwards which is Do-she-a-li-es-te-di-fra-li-ca-li-ru-p-es? Were you about to spank that ass with your dance moves? You were just doing. Yes, she was. That's not what you did. You went, yes, yes. So what pranks? Yeah, we watched a kid today put 10 packs of sugar in a sprite and drink it oh, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3:This is wonderful, I need that yeah, you need sugar. Have another skittles six things of sugar in my coffee no honey, you put splenda, which is nasty you want to talk about some nasty stuff you put in your mouth?
Speaker 4:you're talking about abacus right now.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about you and the show's over. Good night y'all.
Speaker 2:Shut up. So yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1:You know, we were supposed to take her to that indoor game place while she's here. Oh, oh, next time I don't know the person.
Speaker 4:We'll go to the summer to that indoor game place while she's here. Oh, oh well next time.
Speaker 3:I don't know the person. That's right, we'll go there this summer.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised he didn't this summer. You're coming up here this summer.
Speaker 4:You'll be up here.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting on him to say we'll just go without you.
Speaker 2:No, you trot.
Speaker 4:No, she needs some competition in the rock climbing.
Speaker 1:You know what we're gonna do. We're gonna do a trip to tennessee. I took her to. I had private classes up there and there's a building in chattanooga. You can climb the outside of the building. I have pictures and it lights up at night and you climb the outside of the building.
Speaker 3:Really, really that sounds fun. I also don't really like heights that much.
Speaker 1:I'll still do it he hates heights oh, I don't like heights either you wouldn't ride the train that's like this it goes all the way up a mile high oh, I do it, I do.
Speaker 3:I ride um roller coasters on that, all that stuff um the first time. I actually not got over my fear of heights, but kind of got used to, but you're scared of bugs that. That's besides the point.
Speaker 1:Yes, my sweet, beautiful dollar.
Speaker 2:I'll be back. We'll look at it. I'm glad I left. Wait, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 3:I don't know. I can't convince a person on that screen that there's no other supplier. I don't know, I'll go.
Speaker 2:who called you what?
Speaker 4:They're almost adults.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry what fell out of your face. Do you have any idea what would happen if you left my girls?
Speaker 2:Any idea at all.
Speaker 1:Let's find out, I dare you. Okay, let's go, leave me some Challenge accepted?
Speaker 4:There are, let me put this nicely. Let's find out. I dare you challenge accepted?
Speaker 1:there are. Let me put this nicely hold on, wait, wait, wait. Let me do this this way, so maybe you'll understand it. Leave my girls and watch what happens. Your days of enjoyments and tunnels are over.
Speaker 4:And on that note, it is way past my bedtime you don't have a bedtime you don't have a bedtime, you barely have a wake time.
Speaker 3:Exactly. You know 24 hours a day, you know how long he sleeps 23 hours and 18 minutes. Exactly. You know 24 hours a day, you know how long he sleeps 23 hours and 18 minutes Exactly.
Speaker 4:Thank y'all for listening.
Speaker 3:We're shoving a sock in his mouth. Someone go grab one of his dirty socks.
Speaker 4:Have you seen how big his feet are To a contagious smile, unstoppable, a candid moment with Victoria Abby the Gabby. Abby the Gabby, faith the Awesome and me. No, no, no.
Speaker 1:The redneck and the redhead. Good night y'all.
Speaker 2:No, my hope is a slut.
Speaker 4:Slut, slut, slut. I'm gonna be a slut if I'm married to my wife.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be a slut. I'm going to be a slut, I'm going to be a slut.
Speaker 2:I don't want to tell them Good night y'all.
Speaker 4:I'm going to bed.
Speaker 3:Are we shocked?
Speaker 1:No, are you going to take us out, since you're leaving again? I just did. Nobody heard you.
Speaker 3:No one was listening, because we don't listen to a thing that comes out of your mouth.
Speaker 4:Take us out, Abby.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1:Hey, thank you everybody for listening to another episode of Contagious Mild. Unstoppable, I'm a special guest. Oh oh Lord. We hyped you up of A Contagious Mouth Unstoppable, I'm a special guest. Oh, oh Lord.
Speaker 3:We hyped you up and then you went. I'm good, no thanks.
Speaker 1:Faith, take us out.
Speaker 2:Thank you everyone for joining us on this episode. We'll talk to you next time, and also next time there will be a possibility of us doing a podcast about mental illness, so stay tuned for that one, and adios everyone.
Speaker 1:Adios.
